Jessica

Sailing takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. Just a dream and the wind to carry me and soon I will be free. ⛵️

@Lizaguilarb @LastWeekTonight Right. Scaring the crap out of me. I’m not seeing anything in the news. Lol. They’re joking

@LastWeekTonight So wait did he really die????

The show starts now! And in keeping with tradition, we are perfectly on time. Some of you might think we are “late” because it’s 11:05. But we said earlier that the show would start at 11:05, and now it’s 11:05. So here we are. Punctual, correct, and very likable.

@teigihughes Keep playing with my emotions. 😩 It’ll warm up by April. But it did get randomly cold again. 54 is the high today.

I know @_JesscaRabbit is like “what happened to you” Me watching the weather waiting for it to warm up

@teigihughes Free waiting for you. ❤️

@_JesscaRabbit wyd next week like Tuesday 👀

@teigihughes In Jan .. I’m free! Lol February just busy the week of Valentine’s Day. Can’t wait to see you.

Just let me know which weekend next month works for you! 😬

@teigihughes I sure am! Currently in Texas until the 27th then will be back. Come hang 🤗

Hmmm I wonder if @_JesscaRabbit is still out that way 👀

I need to hit San Fran soon. I dream about Hog island

I had one cup of coffee and I’m craving another, someone tell me no

Me: how long you been a lakers fan? New boo: you really wanna know? Me: ... yeah New boo: since 1977 🤭😅

I had to file a claim with y’all because my package is missing and I messed up my email so now Idk whats going on. How can you help me @UPS

@chocolatebodied 😍🥰😍

Hey #Tulum ☀️

@BuddyNoLove Lemme see it 🤭

Ion like how my body look so I’m cooking for the next few weeks

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overdue for some romantic shit

So body bought me lunch today 🤗 And it wasn’t pumpkin 🤭

THANK YOU LORD FOR THE THINGS YOU KEPT ME FROM! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I really outdid myself here 🤣

No one had time for me...so I watched YouTube and learned to do these myself😌

@Lizzz_Anya Didn’t even call me 😒

@CashOfDopeTV @no_askfrances lol lol literally got it today. They shorted me $100 tho 😒

@no_askfrances @_JesscaRabbit I’m hating idc 😭😭😭

@no_askfrances @CashOfDopeTV I just wanna follow up and say I finally got my refund 😂

@no_askfrances @CashOfDopeTV lmaoooo I said this to my friend. They just took that bar off and said, “maybe you’ll get it maybe you won’t” 💀

This was the cleanest hand off I’ve ever seen. Black Women just 😩⚡️