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Jason Bateman's vocal fillers are "buddy" or "pal". Change my mind.

the man demanding your children die for israel

Crashing out is the only appropriate response to our tax dollars being used to create horrors where babies see death so much they do this

Robert Garcia hits up a Las Vegas casino after Congress fails to reopen the government. 🎰 tmz.me/o7IHv5W

This is the happiest day of my life

Amnesty International warned that millions of fans heading to the 2026 World Cup faced serious human rights risks and that the tournament no longer felt like the 'safe, free and inclusive' event promised by FIFA eight years ago

A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13. trib.al/GvBSi5q

SAINT PAUL: Fire crews are on scene near Concordia Ave. & Western Ave. after an apparent transformer explosion and vehicle fire. There were no injuries initially reported. Expect traffic delays and possible power outages in the immediate area.

BREAKING: President Trump’s FDA is abolishing inhumane treatment and testing of beagles, chimpanzees, and other animals.

Birthday parties at school where the parents didn’t know I wasn’t allowed Coca Cola

The White House released a mobile app. It logs users' exact location every 4.5 minutes. mashable.com/article/trump-…

The Pope gave a clear message today: participating in the Iran war is a violation of the Catholic faith. If this was a moment of crystallization for you, you are entitled to an honorable discharge as a conscientious objector. Call us now to file: 1-800-379-2679

🚨 D.C. is on recess while America is in distress. 🌴💸 Thousands of federal workers are struggling to pay rent while Congress hits the beach. Seen a politician on vacay? Send the receipts to TMZ. Let’s show them what ‘recess’ really looks like.

I’m going to tell my grandchildren this is Ellen DeGeneres. @LindseyGrahamSC

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.

Easter baskets $300 cause yall getting them for your instagram story and not your kid.

The only difference between your family sleeping in peace and my family waking up to bombs is your geographical luck

man killed someone with no arms and legs and you think your ADHD prevents you from folding laundry?

so there I was, living deliciously

Can someone show Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake the uber app?

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi