UlTRa.MiKae

у меня все еще бабочки в животе

@ick_real Micheal Cera

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

Girls be like "my eyes are up here" then look at the floor

Why did you make eye contact with me

@EvelynNanoNano ...you still don't 😃

When i was a boy... we didnt have to wear these 🙄

@Caileykatts @pierbiwierbi No way

WHO’S THAT TRANSGENDER?!

gave them a HUGE dip, but nobody say thank you

Remember…

Heavenly Father, Thank You for Your endless love and mercy. I come before You asking for Your grace to cover my life today. Give me strength where I am weak, peace where I am troubled, and wisdom where I am unsure. Help me walk in kindness, humility, and faith. Forgive my mistakes and renew my heart. Let Your favor go before me, open the right doors, and guide my steps. Fill me with hope, patience, and joy. May Your grace sustain me through every challenge and remind me that I am never alone. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

@bunnyyrhi Then what happened?

I pulled a bunch of Jews out of a Cadillac El Dorado back in San Mateo

Anal?

Jesus Loves You!

@BhadBhabie 🙂

My book will be my biggest accomplishment. I can finally express my self . People can finally see things from my perspective.

@skitzocat Wait what?

they are killing the messenger tomorrow

@0xfascistx0 @sicklylitlthing It probably costs as many calories to consume as you'd gain via consuming it

@sicklylitlthing Bro pam spray says 0 calories but it has almost 700 servings.. if each serving is like realistically 4 calories that's like 2800 calories in a can they're passing off as 0 😭😭😭😭🤠🤠

my mom got me this how the fuck is this 0 cals when pickles are like 7 cals

When Tony Soprano and Ye linked up