Kasey Surges

My ex bf could ~barely~ remember my bday but now my bf remembers which hospital I was born in ilhsm💖

I’m excited for my climbing roses

The Home Depot garden center is where I belong I talked to like 5 ppl while shopping the community is real

Straight men should not wear holes in their jeans.

I love mixing my groups of friends together

Smoking weed in the house is an underrated luxury

@aluxmoonie I mean anyone can take it as they please

@_KaseySurges derogatory?

I have been using “she looks like she’s from Joliet” to describe way too many ppl lately

Tiffany wine glasses used to be $50 for a set of 2 and now they’re $110!!!!!!!

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

Nothing gives me more 2nd hand embarrassment than performances done by the bride/bridal party at weddings

Justice for Megan thee stallion frfr

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Can’t wait to hit up Sam for money when I’m in Kentucky

There’s nothing more exciting than finding out someone is ur bday twinnnn

I’m slowly unfollowing more and More moms and soon my TL will be baby free

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

Subleasing my old apt for almost an entire year is a hellscape. PAY RENT BITCHES it’s not optional!!!!

There was a bird on our patio ledge *1* time and kitty baby studies that spot as if she’s getting paid

Gym machines are designed for men