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Kurt Wagner
@_KurtWagner
I'm the Incredible Nightcrawler!
30+ mun | mdni | parody Katılım Haziran 2011
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@FeliciaKittyKat In vhat way bad? I am sure this can be resolved by returning whatever trinket you stole.
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@_KurtWagner Allegedly. . supposedly. .
I was a ( bad ) kitty . 🙄
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@FeliciaKittyKat Ja, but it was funny enough to draw your attention.
So tell me Katzchen, how did end up in zis position?
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@_KurtWagner Wow . That was so funny. .
You know, I ( almost ) laughed . 🙄
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@FeliciaKittyKat “Ja, it does indeed.” Temptation incarnate, there was no denying it.
“Those marks would need to be very deep to show up on my skin.” It came with an air of challenge.
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@_KurtWagner “Looks like we’re taking turns.” That smirk of hers only grew bigger, everything about her a temptation itself.
“I leave marks as well. Teeth ( and ) claws .~”
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@FeliciaKittyKat “Now who is tempting who?”
The tail swished and the fangs seemingly extended into the smile.
“Oh zese fangs will definitely leave a mark… und the tail? Extremely flexible, can reach everywhere…”
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@_KurtWagner “Oh, it’s both.~”
Placing a gloved hand on her hip, an amused smirk of her own appeared on those plump lips.
“Wow. . look at those fangs . Wouldn’t wanna get bitten by those. . 😏 and I’m sure that tail proves itself useful, hm?”
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@FeliciaKittyKat There was a knowing smirk that revealed fanged teeth. “You are not alone in that regard, I’m blessed with an equally skilled tongue.”
The smirk widened. “Und skilled as it is, it still pales in comparison to my tail.”
“That sounds both a threat and a promise.”
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@_KurtWagner I’m a woman of many talents, you see .
Having a skillful tongue is one of them. ~
Don’t tempt me to give you a reason .
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@FeliciaKittyKat Is zat a hint of German I hear?
Ahh, I can imagine that to be true. Although I cannot think of a reason to complain.
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@_KurtWagner Ja, it’s been working pretty well .
The complaints are just compliments in disguise 🤭
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@FeliciaKittyKat Und that makes this Elf curious, Cat. Is it successful?
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@CHARGINCARDS Ah, ze delivery und timing of the message can sometimes be more significant than ze sentiment.
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@_KurtWagner Jus askin ta let me cook instead, didn say nothin wrong well maybe in dat context it was
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Guten tag! It is I, your friendly neighbourhood Spinnenmann!
*Sighs*
Ja, also ze Devil-Spider. Although I am not so sure zat nickname captures ze essence of this role.
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American coffee is like American beer. Weak, watery but acceptable if zere is no German option.
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