@PGWodelouse I occasionally try without but am pretty sure I'm set for life. In the words of @GlennonDoyle 'Jesus loves me this I know, for he gave me Lexapro' 😆
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JC (not that one)
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JC (not that one)
@_Lady_Gardener
Professional Nimgimmer (she/her)
United Kingdom Katılım Şubat 2011
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Something slightly hysterical about waiting in a queue to collect my antidepressants while listening to jingly jolly Christmas music...
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'But...what we will do, is present all the football from Qatar with a really stern face and pretend we aren't enjoying it. That should sort it'
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All the pundits right now are like 'Absolutely, LGBTQ people and Women's rights are really important...just not as important as kicking balls into goals' #WorldCup
GIF
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@Nurseborisbash You don't get so many opportunities in sexual health but I did once have a patient who was terrified of needles so while i fitted her implant we both sang musical theatre numbers at the top of our voices. Managed to take her mind off it. It was good fun.
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If the John Lewis team had any balls, they would make this year's Christmas advert a hungry child and an exhausted nurse standing in a foodbank queue singing a breathy version of 'Cunts are still running the world' by Jarvis Cocker.
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I would suggest that you are best known for presiding over the deaths of 150,000 UK citizens but that's just me 🤷🏻♀️
Ava-Santina@AvaSantina
A lot to unpack here
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Yeah, this please. Nothing too fancy, 3 bedrooms, inglenook fireplace, couple of outdoor workshop sheds for me and he. Thanks in advance.
Ross@rossotron
Can someone buy me a cottage in or near either the High Weald or Ashdown Forest that has a kitchen garden and a private woods? And give some money for bills, food and pints? I'll let you see some photos and visit occasionally. Thanks in advance. Ross
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Woman in the pub loudly talking about which celebrities she has seen at the hospital she works in and what conditions they are being treated for...
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@kendersrule Such a shame she hasn't mentioned where she works cos I would be onto PALS sooooo quickly...
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99% sure our information governance training doesn't say 'You should not share confidential information unless you are 3 pinot's down and it's really juicy gossip'
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Poor Kangaroo...imagine parting with your anus so that this walking gonad can try to redeem his reputation.
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Manston is a concentration camp.
Interning people there illegally is a political decision taken by Suella Braverman and the Home Office.
The childrens’ cries of “freedom” and “we need your help” are a haunting indictment of the barbaric British border regime.
Solidarity Detainee Support (SDS)@sdetsup
Dozens of young children are being held at Manston detention camp in Kent. Mothers, fathers, children and babies from Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and elsewhere. We went today and heard them chanting for their freedom. This is persecution. FREE THEM AND CLOSE IT DOWN.
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No, she is a victim of 'fuck around and find out'.
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov
Suella Braverman says she is the victim of "a political witch hunt."
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My day so far
8am: It’s going to be 21C today
9am: I cycle past a heavily policed Just Stop Oil protest
10am: Shell confirms it paid no tax on North Sea oil this quarter
12pm: UN predicts 2.5C global heating & catastrophic extreme weather
4pm: Rishi Sunak will not attend COP27
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I mean, this is just my brain at rest so I might as well make some money off it...
Jobs with Bad Auras@badaurajobs
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I cannot stop thinking about Suella Braverman’s wedding photos
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