Lay ❤️

Keep your skin pretty, hair healthy, smile white and your head high. Drink your water, eat your fruits & stay away from fuck boys. 😌👌🏾😂💁🏾

Starting to feel very cluttered.

Everybody is just a lil too much right now.

2003 strawberry you'll ALWAYS be famous

I’m ready for that organge ass bitch to gtf out of office. Seriously.

I want some baked chicken, baked mac & cheese, beans, ribs and potato salad with a Hawaiian roll.

@KillaKreww Chelsea always been cool in my book.

Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”

Nobody talks about how God’s love is not transactional. It doesn’t increase when you’re faithful and decrease when you’re not. It doesn’t reward your good seasons and withhold in your bad ones. It’s the same yesterday, today, and forever. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Colon (:) introduces something. You usually use it when what comes after is a list, or an explanation, or even a reveal. An example is “she had one rule: never apologize” or “this is a list of things you should get from the market: eggs, tomatoes…” It’s also used as the eyes in a smiley face :) Semicolon (;) connects two complete thoughts that are related but could stand alone as separate sentences. It’s stronger than a comma but softer than a full stop. An example is “Frank never apologized; he didn't think he was wrong” It’s also used as the eyes in a winking face ;)

All former sluts marry great men. It’s absolutely true. Ultra good girls end up marrying assholes. I will die on this hill.

OH THEY ATE HIM UP SOOO BAD LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

You really just wake up one day & be like actually.. that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

This why the tough talk lands flat for me at times, who finna be scared of you when you scared of yourself.

Imagine thinking I’m letting you slide. Bitch you in for a rude awakening.

I watched this shit and I bullshit you not I cannot tell you the plot of this movie at all. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck this shit was about.

Boss up, change your life & shock them all.

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

PLEASE come to me as a woman. i promise i won’t be rude and i WILL leave him. 😭

Ngl growing up we was some walking mfs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As someone who lived through that moment. They knew Beyoncé was Beyoncé, but was shocked that Beyoncé KNEW she was Beyoncé too.