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Wyd with a bbl in Clinton, Maryland

@badasssdee 😂😂😂😂

mark my words I could never date another salvi man ever again

I was looking for hotels today and I asked the guy if they offer late checkouts bc we’re running a race and he goes “ well I’d suggest running faster, but yes we do” LMAO

I hate that I get car sick super quickly like it’s embarrassing

I love whenever I get called sweetie bc it makes my 28 year old self feel young 🧍🏻‍♀️ lmao

Like every time I watch sengun run all I think of is that he does run like someone with titties 😂😭

If kd’s burner account is actually his, that shit is actually hilarious

When tf did garage turn into athletic wear only

😭

One time someone told me I eat like a bird (before you assume) it’s bc I really only snack on nuts, berries and oats and I still think about that till this day 💀

Me trying to tell my husband from across the room I want to go home

I used to be funny as hell on here I lost my shine

these teachers were trying to guide a group of middle schoolers on the subway and just watching that shit stressed me out, I could never be a city teacher 💀

The lakers losing all their starters honestly has me more distraught than anything that’s happened to me these past 2 weeks and that says a lot

LeBron waking Bronny up on game day to let him know he gotta start at point guard in Game 1 of the Playoffs

Game Day

tudo pronto aquir 🙏

Welp I can wear heels again

"Child Custody" Luka Doncic is 9-0

Im literally about to turn into Luka

I haven’t really been trying to to drink but I specifically wanted just one cut water and the guy at the liquor store gave it to me for free lmaoooo