BIG DANIELS𓃵🐐 🇨🇦

@UstazSual Lol. Who dey explain give unA?🤣🤣🤣 So I go buy phone come dey explain for you?

@KingCryptopher @Esmart26 🤣🤣

@Esmart26 I'll bring Davido 🙏🏽

Story telling, I bring Dave. Who are you bringing?

@BackroadGee_ 🤣🤣🤣

What is this performance when they all know he's the first name on the team list😂

@_AsiwajuLerry Person wey don mad 🤣🤣

Bernardo saw this post and decided to ask Pep the question everyone has in mind 😂😂

@vibewithdammy1 🤣🤣🤣

Omo this one weak me ooo 😂😂😂

@Official_Oye Ab3g wetin that guy wear for leg?🤣🤣

Gen Z won’t understand, but knowing how to do this in the 90s and late 2000s is a big flex 💪 Who’s got the best steps? Shirtless guy or blue cap guy?

@RT_com Sexy?🤣

Male Thai cops disguise themselves as sexy female dancers to catch a notorious drug dealer The suspect was arrested with a huge stash of meth, and one unbelievably confusing last memory

@lacasaa__15 🤣🤣

I just wanted to do a rainbow flick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ib_ra_himm You guys are so creative 🤣🤣

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

@tommybond001 @TeamCRonaldo 🤣🤣

@TeamCRonaldo ETH said he had to prove that he can score goals 😭😭😂

🚨 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘. 😂 ​One of the wildest stories from Cristiano Ronaldo’s time at Real Madrid happened under manager Rafa Benitez. ​According to reports in Spain, Benitez once sent a staff member to Ronaldo’s locker with a USB flash drive. The contents? Video clips curated by Benitez to teach Cristiano “𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧.” ​𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗘: Cristiano didn’t even open it. He looked right at the staff member and delivered an iconic reply: ​🗣️ “Tell Benitez that I’ll send him a USB drive with all my goals on it for him to study.” ​There are levels to football intelligence, and you don't give lectures to the greatest goalscorer in human history. The confidence is unmatched. 🐐

@nocontextmemes 🤣🤣

@mozidalam @Mr_SamFCB You're foolish

@Mr_SamFCB PSG didn’t win league prior to Messi’s arrival. But Juventus were winning League titles for fun, when he was leaving they not just lost the league title, but dropped from UCL spot. Thanks to the coach who benched him the last match they won and positioned themselves in the UCL

Ronaldo at Juventus: 134 matches (3 seasons) 101 goals 20 assists 5 trophies — Serie A (2), Supercoppa (2) & Coppa Italia (1) Failed to win the UCL title, which was the main reason Juventus signed him. Messi at PSG: 75 matches (2 seasons) 32 goals 34 assists 3 trophies — Ligue 1 (2) & French Super Cup (1) Also failed to win the UCL title with them. Both players were domestic champions. Both won the same local titles their clubs were already winning almost every season before they arrived. Yet Messi is labeled a “failure” at PSG while Ronaldo is praised for “conquering” Italy. Why? Because Ronaldo scored 101 goals with 20 assists. Interesting stuff. Wow.

@Bright_Ng__ 🤣🤣🤣

Efootball players after trying UFL for a few days.

@geminiAfc @OneFootball 🤣🤣🤣

@OneFootball Lmao He’s just smart enough not to join a sinking ship 😂😂😂😂 You think he’d turn down France if came calling ??😂😂

Odsonne Édouard has made an incredibly selfless decision ahead of the 2026 World Cup 😮👏 Édouard is eligible to play for Haiti, who have qualified for the tournament for the first time since 1974, but has turned down a call-up as he hasn't represented the nation before 🇭🇹 🗣️ Speaking after he helped Lens win their first trophy since 1999, he said: "I wouldn't feel legitimate playing in the World Cup because there were players who fought to qualify and I wasn't going to show up at the last minute to take advantage. "Quite simply, if I'm going to play, I have to deserve it." 👊 It's every footballer's dream to play at the World Cup, but to look at it the way Édouard has is commendable 🙏

@Basseyjosh77 You dey mind them?

As una dey run go check am out na so una go run comeback efootball

@Gert_LeNinja 🤣🤣

South African women are not serious about having feet

@TheOdin_II Some of his girls are been passed around too

Undisciplined boys grow up to become undisciplined men.

@GodswillOs30688 Wtf

🚨:This is exactly why I stop playing division matches, for my own safety and mental health🤧💔

@SamerTheFutureM @TheFigen_ 🤣🤣

@TheFigen_ So if I see someone getting electrocuted I need to kick the shit out of them? Noted ✍🏻

A hero who saved his friend from electrocution with a flying double-footed kick.

@buzor042_ 🤣🤣

since I started watching football Ronaldo number of assist is always 261.

@mednasah_ See person wey dey complain up and down. See goal wey him score with etoo with weak foot. Pussy ass mdfk

I've thought I was scoring a Blitz Curler with Lamine Yamal, but it was freaking Samuel Eto'o 😳