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MaZwane

@_MaZwane

Nathula engathi ubughosti bami anibuboni...

Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2019
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MaZwane
MaZwane@_MaZwane·
Nkosi ndithembe wena, ma ndingaze ndidaniswe...
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MaZwane@_MaZwane·
@Y__Mommy With every bone in my body😂😂😂
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Lucy@bongyluaziey·
I told my nephew to sneak and tell me when my sister got her RAF😭 video called me today eating a whole chicken and he just wink at me and hang up 😂😂 Not my thoughts
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Pontsho Malatji@pontsho_mp·
You loaned R3000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay R1000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says she can only get you R500 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank. You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had R5000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed R5000… You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back R4,500 since she only meant to send you R500 and mistakenly added an extra 0. What you gonna do friends? 1. Send back R4500 2. Take your full R3000 3. Keep the entire R5000 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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MaZwane@_MaZwane·
@zynnitta_true I won't stop no matter how much I know men don't actually like me and it makes me happy. 🤣🤣🤣
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Buyi
Buyi@zynnitta_true·
Bafazi Now that you are a little bit older do you still fantasise about your wedding day?
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MaZwane
MaZwane@_MaZwane·
If you ever win a trolley dash... Please be serious. 😭😭😭😭😭
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N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1·
just saw a trolly dash on tt . completely ruined my day because why 😭😭😭😭
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Jackson@jackson_rem·
@_MaZwane I'll ask him, i don't want anything that will take my boys' comfort living 😅❤️
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Jackson@jackson_rem·
I dated a woman for three years. She had a 2-year-old son, Andile, from a previous relationship. The dad was out of the picture. We broke up because she wanted to 'party' and I wanted to settle down. One night, she dropped Andile off at my house at 11 PM. She said, 'I can't do this anymore. You take him. You’re better at it.' And she drove off. I have zero biological relation to this kid. The courts told me I had no rights. But I fought. I got guardianship because she abandoned him. I’ve been a single dad to another man's kid for 10 years. I’ve taught him to shave, to drive, and to treat women with respect—ironically, the respect his mom never showed us. She surfaced recently because Andile is a star athlete and made the local paper. She wants front-row tickets to the game. Andile told the coach, 'If she shows up, don't let her in. My dad is the guy in the stands wearing my jersey.' Biology makes you a relative. Loyalty makes you a parent.
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Trev@Tokyo_Trev·
Bongi Dube really did not want to go around, shaking hands with her enemies
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ThePhoenixCircuit🇿🇦@BraThabzaa·
My former pastor have this kind of wealth including goats, cows and 2 bakkies, I asked him to sell me 1 pregnant goat and 1 hen, he refused. That was the day I stopped going to church and immediately opened investigations about churches and religions what i found was very exactly what I've been suspecting, bigger than my former pastor.
Thato01@Thato_Reekae

My Definition of RICH

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MaZwane
MaZwane@_MaZwane·
@YourBoiShu_ There's an Israel at my 3 year olds preschool, at first I thought she was tryna tell me a bible story. 😭😭😭 When I kept probing she said "he's a boy, Israel" 😭😭😭😭😭
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shums@YourBoiShu_·
Just dropped my niece Mbewu off at crèche and I want to take a moment to name and shame the parent who signed the register at 08:08, right before me. Haibo Bongiwe sisi, not you naming a child that’s in pre school in 2026 Gloria.
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Kgopolo@PhilMphela·
My father stole the money from the "benefits" paid out after my mom's death. Didn't fight him. Left the village, came to Jozi to build a life and vowed to be "somebody". I dropped his surname from my name and took my mom's maiden name so that he wouldn't have any ties to me.
Lasizwe@lasizwe

whats the worst thing your family has done to you?

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MaZwane@_MaZwane·
@_Bongekile_ Create your own traditions, I think that eliminates iscefe.
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Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦@_Bongekile_·
When we get married, would you be okay with us spending holidays with our respective families… like you go to your mom’s house, I go to mine, and we just agree on when we come back home to our house?
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