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MaZwane
@_MaZwane
Nathula engathi ubughosti bami anibuboni...
Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2019
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Respectfully... I'm not doing this nonsense. The father can handle his kids getting to know each other without involving me.
Salties_unmasked@Saltiesunmasked
Bafazi inoba I am immature angeke mina ngithathelwe indoda then come kiki in your face never bafazi ngeke ! anyway casspers baby mama celebrating mothers day with his wife 😒😡
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“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”
ً@omgsidewalks
Ladies: At what age did your mom start letting your boyfriend stay the night ??
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You loaned R3000 to your friend last year and since then she has refused to pay you back, which has really deteriorated your friendship. You asked her to just pay R1000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis.
Your friend then says she can only get you R500 since that is all she has. You felt like you had no other option but to accept it, so you eventually gave her your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.
You woke up the next morning, checked your account, and you had R5000 in it! You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it was indeed R5000…
You grabbed your phone and found 73 missed calls from your friend and an additional 37 text messages begging you to transfer back R4,500 since she only meant to send you R500 and mistakenly added an extra 0.
What you gonna do friends?
1. Send back R4500
2. Take your full R3000
3. Keep the entire R5000
🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@zynnitta_true I won't stop no matter how much I know men don't actually like me and it makes me happy. 🤣🤣🤣
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@KhananiShingan1 @Fransisco_Abyss Who's mom is this? I'd be so pissed if it was mine, I'd remind her every time she's shouts at me. 😭😭😭😭
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I dated a woman for three years. She had a 2-year-old son, Andile, from a previous relationship. The dad was out of the picture.
We broke up because she wanted to 'party' and I wanted to settle down.
One night, she dropped Andile off at my house at 11 PM. She said, 'I can't do this anymore. You take him. You’re better at it.' And she drove off.
I have zero biological relation to this kid. The courts told me I had no rights. But I fought. I got guardianship because she abandoned him.
I’ve been a single dad to another man's kid for 10 years. I’ve taught him to shave, to drive, and to treat women with respect—ironically, the respect his mom never showed us.
She surfaced recently because Andile is a star athlete and made the local paper. She wants front-row tickets to the game.
Andile told the coach, 'If she shows up, don't let her in. My dad is the guy in the stands wearing my jersey.'
Biology makes you a relative. Loyalty makes you a parent.
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My former pastor have this kind of wealth including goats, cows and 2 bakkies, I asked him to sell me 1 pregnant goat and 1 hen, he refused.
That was the day I stopped going to church and immediately opened investigations about churches and religions what i found was very exactly what I've been suspecting, bigger than my former pastor.
Thato01@Thato_Reekae
My Definition of RICH
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@YourBoiShu_ There's an Israel at my 3 year olds preschool, at first I thought she was tryna tell me a bible story. 😭😭😭 When I kept probing she said "he's a boy, Israel" 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Makhobane_16 @MaryAnn61451132 @PhilMphela He did. He left when he was 4 years old, did raise him... He's been mentioning in the comments
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My father stole the money from the "benefits" paid out after my mom's death.
Didn't fight him. Left the village, came to Jozi to build a life and vowed to be "somebody".
I dropped his surname from my name and took my mom's maiden name so that he wouldn't have any ties to me.
Lasizwe@lasizwe
whats the worst thing your family has done to you?
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@_MaZwane They only think about themselves,so no,bayizilima nje
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Mom passed away in 2024, and a month later, her siblings and their wives tried to kick us out of her home ,our home, except for one uncle, though his wife was part of the gang,they even created a whatsapp group besihleba,abasikhulumisi till today👍🏾😂
Lasizwe@lasizwe
whats the worst thing your family has done to you?
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@_Bongekile_ Create your own traditions, I think that eliminates iscefe.
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