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Joshua

@_Messier_33

Southern Boy, Catholic, D&D player

Mississippi, USA Katılım Ekim 2022
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Joshua@_Messier_33·
@ArmoredNorman Don't talk like that about NORA. She's real and she loves me
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The🌙Magician@ArmoredNorman·
The Youth will always seek to fill the void with whatever they're exposed to. An entire generation of autistic dudes got obsessed with Cartoon Horses, kids are jackin' it to Abstract Refrigerator Shape women.
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Joshua@_Messier_33·
Maybe distinguish between the people telling you to be self-sufficient and the people telling you to be broke Or do women just take everything they hear from anyone and congeal it onto one big blob of knowledge that descends from the "other"
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Joshua@_Messier_33·
South Korea is already trying this and it doesn't work
VB Knives@Empty_America

There IS a very simple way to induce married parents to have 3 or 4 kids instead of 1 or 2, which is all that is required to solve the demographic problem. Large cash payment upon the birth of child #3 and all subsequent children. Only question is how much. This scheme avoids most of the negative side effects of baby payments, and also renders the angst about childless adults irrelevant, let them live as they please and pay their taxes.

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Nicholas Carrigg@nicholascarrigg·
Strangler figs are particularly horrifying. A bird drops a seed on a bough, and it sprouts. Then, it slowly lowers a root. Once it hits soil, the tree is cooked. The fig twists its way around the trunk and chokes the host. Eventually, the trunk rots, leaving a hollow shell.
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Nicholas Carrigg@nicholascarrigg·
I was thinking about how much I love spring and how I wish it could be like this all the time. Then I realized that there are places like this. They are called the jungle, and the lack of hard freeze creates monstrosities.
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Dr. Gonzo
Dr. Gonzo@N3DrGonzo·
@_Messier_33 Already seen it. Anything Genndy Tartakovsky is an automatic watch for me. Yes, even "Fixed". (Which was actually pretty great 🤣)
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6t@LoliMossad·
If I ever do get a wife I would shrivel up and die because I lost my purpose in life (begging for a wife on X dot com the everything app)
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