Sam

@ih8fridays It as in Pennywise?

it looks could kill

@ih8fridays I think we need to see said 6ft broad shouldered Mexican, just for an educated answer, thats all, nothing else I assure you

@OGsDontFold Looks very Jeremy Bearimy from the Good Place

@ih8fridays The Bermuda triangle and quicksand were really given a bad rep. Not nearly as big of an issue as I expected they'd be

why did I used to be so scared of the bermuda triangle as a kid

@ih8fridays I'll put it in my calendar

turning evil next week

@ih8fridays Congrats on your long term relationship

@ih8fridays Was there a rug update? Did you put it out in the sun at all?

rearranging my entire apartment just to feel something

@ih8fridays We're gonna need that audio k thanks

planking until failure and moaning really loud at the gym

@JayoticSound Donald ducking it hey

sleeping in just a shirt tonight, you can wake me up by bouncing on my dick if I get to flip you over and pound you freaky style

@ih8fridays Congrats!

reddit account just turned 1 year

@ih8fridays Oh and Carpetman

@ih8fridays Seven + Mary Rainbow Kitten Surprise

can yall give me some albums to listen to PLEASE

@ih8fridays How long before this gets deleted for the typo 3..2..1..

mmmmm chresecake

@ih8fridays Only one

should I shave my eyebrows

@ih8fridays I'm impressed you were able to keep it to 10minutes. I get stuck in an endless doom scroll

hour long recording take and 10 minutes of it is me on ig reels help

@ih8fridays Would you have a say in the matter or would the facial hair automatically take over your personality?

chat should I grow out a mexican mustache n goatee. I PROMISE I won’t become toxic

@ih8fridays Yes, now I dont know what they are exactly, but yes

should I get ghosts roots

@ih8fridays Care to elaborate?

I hate mario lopez

@ih8fridays Hi

hey

@ih8fridays Great use of free will

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED I CAN MAKE GRILLED CHEESE