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@OnochieMike1 E be things

@_MisterLeks With a stern face oo 😂😂😂

One of those days I have to enter the ghetto because of my truck and an agbero looked in me the eyes and said 'if you dey here we for dey chop you' 😫😫😫. As per cannibal?!

@AdisaAkomolede Not at Filmhouse Surulere sha

Evi is in its first week and does not have any evening time slots at some cinemas in Lagos.

@olabode_ifeanyi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is me every Sunday service at light house, there was a time I got so hungry, walked back home to eat hot eba and returned to the dance floor.

@Okezi_joel Congrats 🎉

I opened my store!!!!!! I made my first 1m!!!!!!!!

My twin brother graduated with a 4.3 in Economics, He also has a cybersecurity certificate, He's a certified producer and sound engineer. He can also play different instruments, He needs a good job, The only thing he can't do is bad things. Let's help him get a job. Retweet!

Omo it better be prank

@k4ywhizz @ass_of_a_god 💀

Underground artistes in Ghana are weird, just look at this

@ass_of_a_god You are horny

haba, see how he went from zero to fuckable

@the_dejiii Happy birthday

i survived another year 🎈

@Anu_official @the_beardedsina We see the adsss 💀💀💀💀

@the_beardedsina I know. What I lost in height, I gained there.

Bro. You have a Big Penis!! The reason you think your penis is small is because you view from on top, A Bird's eye view which will always make your Penis appear smaller. You want to see the Real Big size. Stand in front of a Mirror and see the Enormous weapon you carry.

@_pauliegee 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

potato?

My food cravings are always weird asf abi mo ti loyin ni

Dear Lagos gay men and boys, stop doing hard drugs. Stop taking ice and meth. I have a story close to heart I wish I could tell, sadly I won't, directly. Instead, I will tell it through a character in this book I have been forcing myself to write.

@boy_motel Abi the advice odun gave you

You sleep with 1 and 2, and check which you like better Na Odun give person this advice in front of me

@Haduney 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gt called that they have free POS at zero charge. So u knw the acct exist, yet i keep applying for stall at gtco food and drink yall didn’t give me any. Offering me 3m loan, e ma shofo ni

@thecreativexx I was livid!!! Boiling to almost melting point!!!

So I watched this Nollywood movie yesterday; The babe was happily married. Romantic nice husband. Her ex that abandoned her in the past came back to her life. She entertained him and had sex with him in her matrimonial home The ex was trying to win her over to leave her husband to be with him. She was considering it The husband found out she cheated and that she wants to leave with her ex. He started doing romantic gestures to "win" back HIS OWN WIFE. It now turned to physical confrontation between the Ex and the husband while the wife was there crying and being painted the "victim" in this entire situation. She eventually "chose" her husband and the IDIOT HAPPILY TOOK HER BACK! I'm beyond pissed. The movie is in the cinemas.

I will never understand how people needs their ego stroked this much! You travel abroad, you will pack people from here to go and welcome you, you will still come back same thing. Is it not waste of public funds or it’s me that’s overthinking it?

@OgbaloiJ After I use head and knack head twice, I don’t think I want to learn again

All of us that don't know how to ride a bicycle, please gather here lets pay for a one week intensive bicycle riding session.

@Optimus_Dracula You don leave us for Lagos 😩😩😩😩

Abeg na!! I never use 3 months for here 😭😭