Mustard Tiger
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Mustard Tiger
@_MustardTiger1
I got my boys. I got my burgers. That's all I got.
Katılım Eylül 2019
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Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A.
If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.
If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.
If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.
But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.
You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.
What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.
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@Czar_Of_Silly I wish they still used them instead of being on speaker phone 24/7.
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@GooningOnRumble Maybe she was better off just getting abused by Matt Mead
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds are you actually serious? he pitched a no hitter against people who have day jobs in probably the lowest professional league out there, and you think he deserves a spot on a MLB roster? what are you on?
and again, you fail to acknowledge that he was so ass in japan last year
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@Hicks2Guantnamo @BauerOutage @Reds Okay he pitched a no hitter in a planned 7 inning game literally the other day. Sounds pretty good to me.
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds And nobody cares about where he sits on the fastball if he allows runs. Is Jordan hicks a good pitcher? He sits 100+ last time I checked
You are conveniently ignoring the dog shit stats in Japan last year for some reason.
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@Hicks2Guantnamo @BauerOutage @Reds Oh no an athlete got mad and did something. That's never happened before. 😂
Regardless, short season or not, cy young winner and you are not.
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds Dawg short season isnt impressive. Anybody can go half a season pitching well. That doesnt say anything about pitching over the course of a whole season
And you think throwing a ball over the CF wall bc it having a temper tantrum about being taken out of a game is actually good?
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@Hicks2Guantnamo @BauerOutage @Reds Short season or not, still won. If you watch his shit, still has great ball movement and hitting high 90s on his fastball. Not an asshole, signed shit for hours when he got to the new team. His baggage is a woman lying. Acting like there's not 100 guys with worse in the league.
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds where in my statement am I wrong? did he actually win cy young in a full 162 game season?
did he not use spider tack before it was banned?
did he not throw the ball over the CF wall when he was going to be taken out?
im curious. where am I wrong?
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds Youre missing so much context as to why hes not signed:
-Cy young winner 6 years ago
-6 years ago was a shortened season with no fans
-has only had like 2 good seasons ever
-only good season came with a now-banned substance
-is also an asshole with too much baggage
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@Hicks2Guantnamo @BauerOutage @Reds I'm not even saying that. He's a cy young winner who is still actively playing that would be an incredible bargain on any roster. What's the worst that happens? He busts? You're out league minimum for a year who cares. The risk vs reward is there.
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@_MustardTiger1 @BauerOutage @Reds hes genuinely horrible. idk why you guys think hes the secondcoming of nolan ryan or greg maddux
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@JUSTcatmeme I never watched Leave it to Beaver. Looks bad.
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@hayasaka_aryan The same people that ruined his career for consensual sex with a woman who regretted it after are now championing him.
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They had to specify that the Kash Patel joke isn’t racist, safe edgy humor is so lame
Saturday Night Live@nbcsnl
Karoline Leavitt holds a press briefing at the White House with Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel
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@gothgirleve @WeeabooOper8r Why would a blind girl have tattoos?
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