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Captain Jobe. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿©️

People that do sneaky links and don’t fall in love are capable of committing murder.

Tonight's five

This egbon no try oh. Dwarf OS dey?

My friend Kunle was hospitalized yesterday after a terrible incident. He told me he has been surviving as a middleman, doing street jobs. Recently, he helped his neighbor pick 20,000 Chinese yuan, which is equivalent to over 4 million naira. After the client made the payment, his neighbor sent him the receipt so kunle sent the same receipt to the Azaman who based in China and he waited for hours before getting a response. When the Azaman finally replied, he claimed that the bank account the money was sent to has been frozen and the funds could not be withdrawn. Kunle questioned how that could happen within just a few hours, especially since it was an account provided by the same man. Instead of taking responsibility, He blame Kunle, saying he should have reconfirmed the account details before proceeding with the transaction. So kunle tried to explain the situation to his neighbor, but his neighbor refused to listen and accused him of planning everything with the Azaman. He said that he give him 24 hours to send his money or face serious consequences. Kunle initially thought it was just a threat, So the next morning, this same guy knocking on his door. Unknown to him, some boys were hiding behind wall. As soon as Kunle open the door, they rush him, bęat him and took his phone, laptop, PS5, and 52 inches plasma television. Despite his injur!es, I don't know how Kunle manage to get himself to a nearby hospital, where he's currently receiving treatment.

🚨🚨 BREAKING: THIS WILL BE PORTUGAL'S GROUP AT THE WORLD CUP 2026.

🚨🚨 LE GROUPE A POUR LE MONDIAL EST COMPLET !!!!! 🇲🇽 MEXIQUE 🇰🇷 CORÉE DU SUD 🇿🇦 AFRIQUE DU SUD 🇨🇿 RÉPUBLIQUE TCHÈQUE

Nigeria don strip me of my humanity, I no even dey see yahoo boys and OS as bad people again.

DIFFICULT, BUT DELETE ONE.