Bowl of ice-cream 👅

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

Someone called out Dang cosmetics respectfully on TikTok for one of their body lotion, and Dang replied her respectfully, promised a solution for the next batch as well. This life no really hard, what Bon bread could not do.

A house 🥲 an apartment atleast 😕

Going to start commenting “not all men” when someone says “Men are providers and protectors.”

idgaf if I'm 72, ill still be taking golden morn

“You act like you don’t care’ I no dey act oh😂

i’m writing a movie about a serial killer that kills people around him because he’s addicted to burial rice

“I was scared to approach you” oh that’s very good.

Why do people call eba garri??

Dear hiring managers, Entry-level jobs should require 0 years of experience. Not 1 year. Not 2 years. Not 3-5 years.

The way men romanticize lacking boundaries is so funny to me. You'll be suffering in silence yet be complaining to your babe everyday about your things going missing and how nobody won clean the fridge. Why choose suffer?

This is the international pedophile uncle greeting. Little girls all over the world know this sign of a dirty old man trying to diddle you.

Why do you even need to suffer before you understand basic human empathy 🫠

This is why i lose my mind when people talk about politics like it’s a game. This is the direct result of the politics our politicians are “playing”.

Chase Purity! Close your ears to the society who tells YOU : F0rnication is Normal M@sturbation is Healthy P0rnography is Normal Cohabitation is not a Sin. Shut the gates to these voices!. There's a reason why the Bible talks bout Sexual Immorality so much both in the Old and New Testament. It repeatedly warns against these immoralities of lust, and impurity because they affect a person spiritually, emotionally, and morally. Bible said "Flee from sexual immorality." Ephesians said " It shouldn’t even be casually celebrated among you" The Bible treats sexual purity as something serious, not because sex is bad, but because it sees it as sacred and powerful. If you can have self control and discipline in these areas, you must have solved a large percent of your problems in life. Lastly, DON'T ever do life without JESUS! ✝️

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

My friend made 20 million naira last month. He is 26. No degree. He is a Computer Science dropout. First salary: 50k. Last month: 20 million naira. What changed? He stopped looking for jobs. And started selling his dad’s land.

But wait oo, so I'm supposed to share a tiny fridge with my roommates, just to show how much we co-operate?? What in the name of poverty and fake life is that??

way better than staying in school hostel imo