Kiley

They finally have it in a can here 🤌

@bigcontentguy White Boy Summer is officially open

i have recently discovered sam’s club. i always knew about it but didn’t think they had much other than bulk pistachios and a year supply of batteries. got these for $30

@rzrbkgirl1 @Jackietreehog3

@Jackietreehog3 Well we know somebody who is the king of the short kings. @_NeverYield

I want to go to one of these events also… fun fact…women under 5’10 without heels are not tall.

@BigA_501 Awful

God damnit man, RIP

@awk85 “I never do” while my face is red and I’m sweating like a slave and out of breath while working a mostly indoor job.

Pro white boy tip: Anytime an ole boy says “don’t work too hard” hit them with: “I never do” with a wink and a smile 100% chance you’ll get a laugh

@js0fly Where tf did you get them Lunar Moth earrings?

the skin is skinning 🧚🏻

@BigA_501 @awk85 Both these inches

@_NeverYield @awk85 All of ‘em getting the sausage tho

Them: please rate your preference Me: yes

@camlikesbeer I've got a bologna log you can smoke

@bigcontentguy 3 pairs instead of 2 is def an act of the ‘tism

also bought 3 pairs of the same shorts

adderall panicked in costco and bought the most hispanic looking US soccer jersey

but kentucky fans told me players want to play for UK and not Cal!!!

I just had a baked potato with Mac-n-cheese, collard greens and fried chicken on top. If that don’t scream podunk Florida then I don’t know what does..

@501queenbee Fucking boomer

@_NeverYield The bitch told me to find a ride home.

My dad is 68 today, and has no idea we’re about to embarrass him with a birthday song 🫶🏻

@501queenbee He’s lucky to still have you

@LKWootWoot @501queenbee

@501queenbee You are? How did I not know this til now?!? Very cool! 😄

I don’t play the flute often but just tried to show Lily a G scale and arpeggio and was humbled real fast. 😂

@_0opsieDaisies Honorable Mention: Coke

@_0opsieDaisies Coffee, water, tequila

@truefanjessica Guessing he wasn't sweet enough to leave you an apple slice?