Nico Suarez

food for thought

*logs in to LinkedIn* first post: *deletes LinkedIn*

had to go back to Yosemite to keep up my (fake) brand image of someone that likes the outdoors @ Yosemite National Park instagram.com/p/CfcBTCSJP0fP…

@_susty @andrewjsuarez Ugh always too soon

Do you ever just feel like

@_susty they have bathrooms there probably

@adriyoung is porridge soup what

is porridge soup

@asinglis @ITYSL I didn't ask for THAT

@ITYSL @_NicoSuarez_ Since I’m clearly not part of this turboteam I guess I’ll just WALK. SLOWLY. @ITYSL

@eggleggs @WorldofAnshul Nanxi don't dox me

@WorldofAnshul Is this a subtweet at @_NicoSuarez_

One of my coworkers announced my twitter handle during standup to my manager, is this what doxxing feels like?

@WorldofAnshul Screenshotting this for tomorrow's standup

not a wordle just github commits ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Don’t tell my manager

@WorldofAnshul @adriyoung I know both of you IRL

@adriyoung Whatever ground they’re standing on is the high ground

seeing people who played the moral high ground card throughout the pandemic get covid and STILL play the moral high ground card is wild????

literally what the hell is a deductible

it should come as no surprise that Audrey got burned within the first hour of being in the Florida sun @ Peg Leg Pete's instagram.com/p/CTAZSmYFUhOK…

@BrennerSpear @Adriyoung I know both of you

@Adriyoung You’re at the wrong parties

excuse me

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, do they automatically lose because they can't find themself?

@mlevchin Can't relate!

That feeling when you ace all your ComplianceU tests (if you know, you know) in a single pass, without needing to review or look up a single thing. #compliancetraininghumblebrag

@Ky_LeBraun Alright I'll favorite this

It’s not a good tweet unless @_NicoSuarez_ favorites it

@Ky_LeBraun BIG facts

@asinglis @relda_etselec Who the hell is Neil?! He sounds hideous

@relda_etselec #naked4neil

Join the movement

I will never need to update isdonaldtrumpourpresident.com again