Nikesh Patel

@Reese10Angel Take care of our man tonight so he can continue eating Monday 😛

17 REBOUNDS?! who are you feeling likeeeeee🤭

AI banger. Literally. 😂

@jefbanks @sophaller who cares

@TheLando__ I’ve never been bothered to do it but I’m gonna make a video showing the inconsistency of foul calls on both sides lmao. Both sides not just for us. What an atrocious showing for those zebras. I’d kill for a job without any accountability like that

The Magic are shooting 31% from three through three quarters, outside of KCP. The Celtics are shooting 31%. Celtics are 20/27 from the FT line, the Magic just 7/11.

Orlando is shooting 54% from the field through three quarters, outside of KCP. Celtics are shooting 44%. Magic trail by 81-71.

Orlando’s upcoming schedule: - The Magic have lost 6 of 7 - 29-35, 9th in the East.

@OmarKelly Mike white is hot toasty buns he couldn’t even be serviceable in preseason lol. He’s your classic Nathan Peterman gift wrapped waiting for you to open it

The irony of Skylar Thompson taking over the Dolphins offense while Mike White is on the other sideline as a member of the Buffalo Bills is thick.

@SixthManShow There is still time

I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED THIS BUILDING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE

@SixthManShow A reporter should ask if we run the free throw line at practice once in a while

Sure you need more shooting, but how are you watching the guards in this unit defend and not give AB a chance? Crazy.

@SixthManShow Think he’s just happy to get blown out by 20 instead of 40?

How you’re playing Kelle over AB I genuinely do not understand.

Does this mean my think or swim account will get transferred to Schwab also in 24 days?

@TheLando__ @NekiasNBA @dunkerspotpod Please tell me where Scottie falls on this list 🤣

Paolo Banchero is double-teamed the 7th most among players with at least 300 isolations. Paolo is also double-teamed the 7th most among players with at least 100 post-ups. (via @NekiasNBA on the @dunkerspotpod)

@STPrivateSignal Auction at 1pm maybe

@TheLando__ “He’s a Laker”

Magic fan trigger words: - “He’s progressing slowly” - “His return to play will depend on how he responds to rehabilitation and treatment” - “No timeline” - “Next man up” - “That knee/hamstring flared up”

I can’t believe this Magic team - the worst 3 point shooting team in the NBA, broke their franchise record tonight lmao

@WallyCuadra Dude couldn’t miss tonight

malik monk’s athleticism is insane…dude making up different layups as he goes

@TheLando__ Watching us attempt 3's should be a terrorist interrogation tactic

Orlando is now at 3 of 18 from three, this is atrocious shooting. Miami meanwhile, shooting 12 of 19 from three. At this point, just stop taking threes and take it solely to the paint.

@TucciManBurr @HaydenWinks @GrahamBarfield @SmolaDS Or you could’ve just scooped Palmer and started him 🤣

@_NikeshPatel @HaydenWinks @GrahamBarfield @SmolaDS I should get extra points since all of my players have nicknames though isn’t that in the bi-laws?

PPR and this loser @_NikeshPatel started fricking Palmer on Thursday. Are you guys making any changes to what I’ve got? @HaydenWinks @GrahamBarfield @SmolaDS

The Magic complete a 6-0 home stand, winning their 9TH game in a row (tying a franchise record). Franz Wagner: 31 points (9/17 FG), 8 assists, 7 rebounds. Paolo Banchero: 28 points (11/20 FG, 3/4 3PT), 13 rebounds, 7 assists

@JamezBong Big time

Hold that L Celtics