Dani

“Someone found a plastic lantern in their yard the other day. That. Is. Terrorism.” - dad

Here’s a video I made breaking down this amazing case of an elderly lady who suddenly collapsed to the ground in cardiac arrest #FOAMed

Damn Fox Sports really be doing the absolute most to avoid confusing its citizens with the metric system #whatthefuckisamillimeter 🇺🇸

You mean I just stayed up until 2am to watch our team to MISS 3 PKS?!?!? #USWNT wyd 😩😭😭😭

I’ve never been so into a jeopardy contestant

Play whatever gym hype music you want. Nothing will top Sandstorm.

Not every protein shake is Instagram worthy 🥱

My mom, everybody