Patrick Simpson

If there is level higher than cloud 9, this is it

@UFLORIDAJOE The first half was really solid, just went off the rails in the 2nd half

@_PatrickSimpson I thought it was decent

The Will Smith Hancock movie had so much potential

The Canadians have sold their soul to the devil

What a finish

I would estimate that for every sip you lose 45 seconds off your lifespan

There is nothing, nothing more terrifying than overtime elimination hockey

This is legitimately insane. They aren’t running any plays. No motion. This looks like an 8 year old just spamming X on NBA 2K

You have to jump Mosley in the locker room

@Commando074 For sure. Some are genuine people trying to make their way up. But this specific race it’s just some people looking to go viral

@_PatrickSimpson You know I'm a rather political person. Whether you are left or right, it is about crafting policy decisions. Policy starts at the local level, moves to state, and then federal. Some of your federal reps started at the local level.

With politics becoming so polarizing there is an influx of people jumping into local politics just to get in on the action. Like why is your opinion on the Iran War a talking point on a school board election

You have 3 Pokémon you can choose from Argentinian Steak w/ Chimichurri Brazilian Garlic Sauce French onion soup Who are you choosing

@Jaxjagsngators 8/10. Probably a 9 in the air fryer

@_PatrickSimpson Rating?

Apple Pie Hot Pockets. Thank you for your service McDonalds

Imagine getting stuck in Atlanta traffic and being late to the game. Do you even go in

@_PatrickSimpson 👀, smother that thing in vanilla ice cream

How is it that when you wear dark shoes nothing ever happens. But the ONE time you wear white shoes dirt, mud, and 7 plagues fall from the sky

@g8rgroel Nothing really pops off the screen, but not upset about it. Praying the WR lives up to the Ohio state standard

@_PatrickSimpson Pat what did you think of the draft?

What we putting on the grill tonight

@AndreW__904 This is nuts. Everything is going to be a monopoly

This isn’t good

@Jaxjagsngators 9/10

@_PatrickSimpson Can we get a review?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ice Cream This is what he meant by free will

@KwadeSays @_bengelo_ Chicken tender pub sub with the tenders tossed in buffalo sauce

@_bengelo_ @_PatrickSimpson please educate him on the pub sub options

hello everyone i am going to florida for the timbers game next month.... i have one single question what is the best pub sub from publix??? i need to try them so badly