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If there is level higher than cloud 9, this is it
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Patrick Simpson
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Patrick Simpson
@_PatrickSimpson
End Daylight Savings. Bring back the BCS. #Gators #Titans #Preds #Cardinals
Nashville, TN Katılım Kasım 2011
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@thatduderex @GraceGym_ It got off to a bad start but it won me over lol
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I am still in deep denial that we aren’t playing Tennessee or LSU in football this year
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@_PatrickSimpson What, these aren’t paid for “ads” are they?
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For so long I just thought these were just put up by the state DOT to give us a heads up, until I realized that they would never miss a chance to turn anything into a for profit expenditure
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Wingstop is one of the places that sounds so good when you are craving it, but it never meets that expectations when you get it. But you do it all over again in the future
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The produce section at Publix looks like the opening scene of I am legend. Wild times
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I have been eating Wendy’s chili for a long long time. And I have never seen slices of onions like this before. But Google says it always has. Am I going crazy?
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95% of ice cream boxes don’t even say ice cream anymore, it says “frozen dessert.” I just watched a guy cook an ice cream sandwich on the grill and it didn’t melt
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I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sry.
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You gotta wait 15 minutes before thinking about getting excited about any goal
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I know you gotta sell the call, but gotta love when teams score while a player lays on the floor 20 yards away
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There is no point of even checking the weather apps. Just keep an umbrella on you and pray
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@tsandg8r There’s no way I would have saved that much lol
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Looks like @_PatrickSimpson already shaved off a slice...
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Be honest……… would you try this Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake, or no?
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@IAmSteezus I started going to the first one they ever opened after COVID. Pricey, but state of the art. Had no idea they had expanded South
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The Panda Express Spicy Orange Chicken is back next week
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My weekly first world impatient rant
How is it that people can stand in a long line, with minutes to think, and STILL not have their Card/ID/parking pass/etc anywhere close to ready when it’s their turn????????
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@ChristophersZen I have been trying to turn a new leaf. Unsuccessful, but I’m still trying
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Don’t you crave a bowl of General Tso the majority of everyday regardless.
Patrick Simpson@_PatrickSimpson
Someone running for governor has a commercial crushing 100 fortune cookies to stand against communism and now I am craving a bowl of General Tso. Extra spicy
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Someone running for governor has a commercial crushing 100 fortune cookies to stand against communism and now I am craving a bowl of General Tso. Extra spicy
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Almost every negative thing can be traced back to the day they stopped selling the Super Sized fry
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