Shawn Smith

Remembered our favorite Princess & General @drafthouse S. Lamar. @carrieffisher inspired so many & will continue to do so! #RIPCarrieFisher

@Faucius And my math teacher growing up said I wouldn't always have access to a calculator.

Big news gamers

@Faucius Roll for initiative... and a Hot Beef N Cheddar.

Whatup GAMERS

@Faucius It was Star Wars Galaxies for me. Then WoW once SOE ruined it.

This altered my brain chemistry in 2003

My wife worries about my free time because of my history with @Funcom games. Me: Free time is the mind-killer. Free time is the little death that brings total productivity obliteration. I will permit it no space, for when @DuneAwakening arrives, only the game will remain.

@Faucius 👀

🤫 Been cooking something up with some friends for a while. Stay tuned. puggernaut.games

OH MY GODDDDDDD

If looks could kill... 🙃

@Faucius I know what I'm thankful for. The chance to see my brother from another (very loving, heartfelt, and sweet) mother!

Austin booked for Thanksgiving. Excited to spend another year with the TX homies keeping the Friendsgiving tradition alive.

@Rainmaker1973 @astralfay TIL wombats have the deadliest 🍑 on nature's dance floor. O.o

Wombats' secret weapon

@edplaysgames To everyone that's asking what ya bought.

do not get high and buy stuff on etsy don’t do it

If I ever drop another hit and start touring again ima retool my rider to include a coffin zip line entrance to/from the stage/booth every show. Idc what booze ya stock, I need that zipliiiiiiine

Display your shame. (Or flex?) o.O @Steam

Who wore it better?

I'll say what I said when S.O.E. bought Star Wars: Galaxies. "Here comes the Sony anchor to drag this shit to the bottom."

@Faucius Paper covers rock. >.<

Years of living on the west coast has taught me one thing, people out here never understand when you're going in for a dap. They will ALWAYS try to handshake.

@Faucius Yeah I feel this after sneezing at my desk and somehow pinching a nerve in my shoulder.

Being over 30 means waking up, stretching "weird" apparently, and immediately pulling something in your neck. I understand why our life expectancy was much shorter for decades.

@TOMBZZZ @astralfay Trotters gotta trot.

Maaaan my favorite Martian @astralfay been globetrotting almost 2 weeks I miss her so muuuuuuch 🧚‍♀️🌹💀

Huzzah

Can you spray Poo-pouri on your boxers? Asking for a friend...

@petebasgen Me now at my age...