Bazzington

The weather this afternoon is glorious and here I am having to close all my windows because my neighbour's dirt magnet won't shut the fk up 🙃

Just saw two massive flocks of birds in a row flying past at speed but i’m sure that’s nothing to worry about

Might be late to the party but I just watched Snowflake Mountain on netflix and it was SO much better than I expected! So cute and wholesome and funny!

@ramona_peaches One room at a time! Or one single idea at a time and let it build

@preciousvenusxo It's like I'm watching Gilmore Girls 🤣 "They talk so fast on that show"

Told @_Pray_For_Mojo_ that I listen to voice notes at 1.5x speed and she said ‘yeah I can tell cos when you reply you speak in 1.5x speed’ 😂

Work is hella quiet this week. Swing me your custom requests 😜

@Coopsy25 Rules are there for a reason! 😜

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ You should go against your own internet rule and accept my invitation

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ have you been to Late Night Vice at West End Electric?

@mikeoniron It's Queensland... the maggot factory is in production 24/7

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ But doesn’t it turn into a maggot factory?

Living alone is weird. Like what do you mean I don't need to put my bin out every week?

Off to the aquarium for some new sponsored fish babies. As always, donations are welcome to get this sonbish stocked 🙏

Dating me is basically like dating two people depending on if you're sitting on my left or my right side

This $1 reject shop clearance candle holder turned out to be a great investment 😍

Uh oh got no power. How my mind going to deal without stimuli 🙃

@TheDirtyYetti It's wild how relaxed we were with safety in the early days 😅😅

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ I see! Yeah never heard about the perspective from the female side! Not that i’ve ever been catfished i certainly had some interesting meet-ups in the early days of the internet.

I've been catfished twice today and it's not even 4pm 😂

@TheDirtyYetti It works both ways. They just exploit your desires and sell you a dream. I caught on very early though so no harm done. Nev and Max would be proud!

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ Not any better lol but surprises me you’d get catfished.. usually us guys being caught out by cat fishers!?

@hornyatdt Bold of you to assume I'm not already drinking 🤣😜

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ At least it’s Saturday night and you can drink away the problems 😭

@salzman_aaron He gave those watermelons a good home

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ But what about that guy who actually did buy 47 watermelons? His effort is meaningless??

I'm like 50% boob atm

@salzman_aaron I'm going to say no. I refuse to believe there's any actual purpose of teaching algebra aside from torturing us 😂

@_Pray_For_Mojo_ Hmm. Unique ratio. Do you somehow fit into one of those weird algebra questions we thought never applied to real life?