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Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Great news Don’t soft launch nothing either. Get back into the single market and do it unapologetically. Ignore these senseless, ignorant, boomer, gammon morons who can’t understand basic economics and start acting like the country you claim to be

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to March

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

Someone in the comments said ‘why you talking him through it’ I might die from second hand embarrassment

If you’re a man in the UK and you partake in “clean up crew” you deserve life in prison followed by a horribly painful death.

@connie_chalmers @ViralShid 🤣🤣🤣🤣 in my defence, I only saw a pic

@ViralShid @_RyanChalmers

Footage leaks of Usher and Justin Bieber fighting in front of Beyoncé

I will never be able to get over how normalised cruelty is towards non-mammal marine life

Your opinion becomes immediately invalid if you don’t rate Bruno Fernandes. Player of the season by a mile.

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

Charles Oliveira, Old Trafford’da 🔴 🦁 #RedDevils

Pronouncing Martin Clunes like Darwin Nunez. Has this been done yet?

Just seen Palace get a penalty from a foul that started outside the box. I wonder where all the soft bastards are after last weekend. And yes, it was a penalty and a red card

Putin : 73 years old Trump : 79 years old Netanyahu : 76 years old Narendra Modi : 75 years old Xi Jinping : 72 years old Khamenei : 86 years old All of them have lived their lives and witnessed their peaks already. The next generation wants peace and growth, not World War 3 The world needs young leaders now

.@BMbeumo19 @carras16 @BenjaminSesko @mathcunha20 @Casemiro @Amaddiallo_19 @B_Fernandes8 sunday 2 pm

because he literally is??? he jumped it didn’t he?? don’t be rude