J a z m i n e 🌻

My issue is actually leaving the house to go 🥸

I’ve gained so much weight 🥲 I really have to start going to train again 😭

I’m so tired of getting my nails done and it’s never the color I want.

I swear Oscar keep trying me he’s gunna end up single 😒

I had decided I was only celebrating my son’s 1st , 5th , 10th birthday and so on and just having him a cake for his birthdays in between but like 🙄 I kinda wanna have him a birthday party 🫣

Mind your fucking business 💆‍♀️

I cannot stand when people question me taking my kids to certain places and they’re always saying “why are you taking them they’re not going to remember it” like bitch if that was the case I wouldn’t do shit with them it’s for them to fucking enjoy in that moment 💆‍♀️

I hit a curb on my way to work and fucked up my rim 😭 I’m so upset 🙃

My son fell asleep at 6:30pm and has not woken up. 🫠🥲

I cannot stand when bitches start acting funny 💆‍♀️

My dad is a child sometimes

Some people are just fucking stupid and there is no helping them 🤡

Energy transfer is real. Be mindful of who you let touch you & who you allow in your space

have you ever lost all respect for someone & they think you “mad/hate them” but it’s really more than that lol you just don’t feel the need to associate yourself nor say anything to them anymore.. they already showed you the real them, but it’s no bad blood tho..

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

My man really fucked up letting me have his card as Apple Pay 🤓

This is why Barry is my angel baby 😭 Oliver is my demon child 😂🫶

I’ve been off from work and you would think I’d be well rested but no Oliver has been sick and our nights have been long 😵‍💫

A lot of it has so much to do with cutting off dead weight 👋

Life is going so great sometimes it feels surreal 😭