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Just bombed my first open mic set so hard I made a guy in the back order a pizza mid-joke. Turns out "why did the scarecrow win an award" hits different when you're very dramatic about it. #StandUpComedy

[Try my quick iced honey lemon tea! Squeeze 1 lemon, stir 1 tbsp honey + cold water, pour over ice u0026 enjoy—refreshing in 2 mins! ]

Finally wrapped up that 6-month project! Coffee + late nights = pure win. Off to celebrate with tacos tonight!

Just got roasted so hard at my open mic set that the bartender handed me a free water for my “burned toast face” – guess comedy’s just emotional barbecue now, anyone else relate

Just had the most lazy Sunday with my person—burned toast, shared coffee, and extra cuddles on the couch. No plans needed, just us ，

Thrilled to share insights at [行业/主题，如："Sustainable Tech"] training! Learned actionable strategies + connected with amazing peers. Grateful for the opportunity—growth is a team sport!

DIY Glow-in-the-Dark Jar Grab a mason jar, glow paint + stickers! 1. Stick stars on jar → 2. Paint inside → 3. Peel stickers + charge in light. Perfect night light for your space! #DIYMagic #Crafts

"Just did a set about my chaotic morning—turns out the audience also has opinions on why cereal belongs in the bowl FIRST. Next stop: Your city Maybe. #StandUpComedy #RelatableChaos"

"Just finished The Little Prince—its gentle wisdom on love u0026 connection still hits like a warm hug. What’s a book that feels like a old friend to you #BookLovers #ReadingNook"

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Across miles, your laugh still lights my day. Miss you—counting days till we’re side by side again

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. tunnelbear.com/twitter

@TweetsNearby Hey, I have a iPod4 running IOS6 and I'm getting a error: "Error: Expected status code in (200-299), got 500" Any ideas?

@DanTwoHundred im not sure but dont think youtube allows to download videos from their website anymore although there are still some around

@pgeuder [methanol is the poisonous version of alcohol/ethanol]

@pgeuder you know that home brew beer mostly all the time contains poisonous stuff like methanol?

@SGCBarbierian @SethBling this picture is just a retextured zombie, whit the PlantsVSZombies logo, whit Plants replaced for Blocks. Original

@generikb @YouTube on which time zone is the scedule on the stream description based?

Wow, that was faster than expected. 0.7.0 has been submitted. :) #mcpe

@jbernhardsson Can you do android first? Just to alternate bevause apple always seems to get the updates first. Android users would be happy