Chaddy Daddy™

4 horsemen of the apocalypse but they’re the impractical jokers.

8 hours. The tow truck “broke down” 🙄

@AAACares I’ve been waiting 6 hours for my tow truck, what gives? Every time I call support says they’ll be there in an hour.

I also feel like I havent heard enough hype around Fall of the House of Usher. Incredible show

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Him: You better not be a cunty swine diagram when I get there My informative ass:

croncussion

lower - $29.xx (reg. $39.xx) Logitech G F710 Wireless Gamepad, 2.4 GHz Wireless with USB Nano-Receiver amzn.to/3JtdxMW

@weston_thinking Hire me under you daddy

@Jezzs_ “Welcome to hell”

@Jezzs_ You’re gonna freak when I tell you Rat is just short for Ratthew

Devastated to find out that "Budgies" is just short for the full name of that bird. Please respect my privacy at this time.

NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got. My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/redeem/75e5e3d… And some utterly damning charts. 1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.

Ant Man Quantumania out of context

in the age of hustle culture & anti-9-5 i’m here to take a stand!! i LOVE my “boring” corporate job that doesn’t expect me to work weekends or 10+ hours a day! i get paid enough to own a home, go on vacation, & eat out whenever. it’s truly not that serious. perfect for me!

Boutta get lit on borg

Super impressed with Dave Bautista’s performance in a knock at the cabin.

“Hard to see”

Scripture foretells a young boy sawin’ on a fiddle n’ playin’ it hot.

Stg if someone brings up curved tvs 😤

Stop referring to TVs as “flat screens” bro they’re all flat screens. I need details!