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Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.

In 1969, Peter Sellers switched voices the second the cameras rolled… with zero warning. Dean Martin, Nipsey Russell and Dom DeLuise never recovered. 😂🤣 Happy heavenly birthday, Dom.

@PlumbingAbility When the water supply is off (as it was in Tonbridge this morning) is there any reason why a toilet may not be refilled manually (using bottles of out-of-date drinking water) up to its normal full level?

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy

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Uefa says it has lost confidence in Gianni Infantino and scrapping of Fifa plan is "victory for whole game" bbc.in/4g5hmbT

How the always excellent @iamjohnoliver explained the Makerfield by-election to his pie-loving US audience youtu.be/RZL_TctrNco?is…

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j…

BREAKING: UEFA sources tell @talkSPORT all 55 Member Associations have decided to boycott the men's and women's World Cups in protest at Gianni Infantino's Fifa Forward Enterprise plans. UEFA members agreed on an emergency call that began around 2pm today that they will not support any FIFA-run tournament. 🎩 @martynziegler, who first broke the story.

One episode, endless thoughts! Pour a drink and brace yourself for The Real #Ghostbusters and In Loving Memory (#ThoraHird), on #ApplePodcasts / #iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the… #PodNation #TVPodcast #PMParchive

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@paulpf66 @_Murf @P_Edgerton_MCFC Ugh…imagine… 😬

@_Murf @P_Edgerton_MCFC Yeah....he's a wise ass, I dont really like him. He's into all this NFL stuff 😂😂👊🏴‍☠️🐐

Could we see a Vita Vea trade happen this week??? 1. We can make the cap room. B. The draft capital is there. 3rd? 2nd? One of those and a player? III. It's a great fit for the defense. D. He wants to play in Las Vegas! Make it go John! #RaiderNation

@mrstevenallen Hie thee to the Tube of You

Just under an hour till the late night streaming show starts. 10 o'clock. Get thee sen to YouTube to watch it.

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has ordered all special advisers to not speak to journalists Cabinet Ministers have also been told there will be “consequences” if their aides leak policy under consideration

Sleeping at work all-day..🐈🐾😅

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All European nations to boycott World Cup if Fifa goes ahead with controversial investment plan bbc.in/3RDovXM

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Looks like a Police state to me… 🇺🇸 instagram.com/reel/DbXje4SqG…