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Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.

@Yoda4ever It’s oddly hard to make a cat look up

Playing hide and seek..🐈🐾😅

@jonsopel @Geoff_McGivern With Trump it’s all ball looks…

So you come back from your high stakes summit with President Xi and you’ve been discussing world trade, tariffs, Taiwan, war in Iran, the battle for rare earth minerals, and what’s the first thing you post about on Truth Social? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@_Murf Ugh - the offseason… Who’s getting new staff? Mock drafts for months then possible trades & UDFAs, guess the 53, then guess-the-schedule, then guess our win/lose record… Aaargh!!! 🤪

"JUST GET IN THE BLOODY CAR JANICE, WE'RE ALREADY LATE"

@jamiesont Fascinated by the way the cake fell (see slow-mo at the end)

This is a glorious bit 👏👏👏

Turns out there was a private wedding party there for the afternoon/evening boosting numbers (and noise later…)

@TonbridgeDaily The Royal Oak is jumping today! As busy as an England Wirkd Cup game! #Oakfest

Trumpstein wrong..? 🤔instagram.com/p/DYWn6mYIKEH/…

How to write a children's book: Step 1: Be famous for something else. Step 2: Have lunch with a publisher. Step 3: Talk about your brilliant ideas. Step 4: Tell them to turn the ideas into a book and publish it. How hard can it be? Step 5: Remember to thank them for lunch.

This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?

“I’m honored that my contributions will be preserved for future generations at the National Comedy Center—especially because it’s a place that was meaningful to my best friend Carl Reiner, who believed in the importance of preserving comedy’s history. I know he’d be happy that our work will be around for the next 2000 years, or maybe even more.” – @MelBrooks The National Comedy Center is proud to be the home of the Mel Brooks archive. comedycenter.org/mel-brooks-arc…

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@jamiesont @legsidelizzy Same!

@legsidelizzy Here because the news & all the journos are here bluesky for nice people being nice Too old for anywhere else

Of course I realise the irony of asking this on twitter but what is your social media platform of choice these days ? I am having to use 5 different ones to reach different fragmented audiences. Which is erm draining.

@_Murf Did they do this to Minshew & Geno..? 😬

@_Murf Did they just get engaged..?

@_Murf New buddy cop series just dropped

@paulpf66 Funny bones, as they say.

@_SmartUK They were a great double act but Eric was something else.

What a gag..! 👌