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@its_Teee_jay Boss moves.

Last year I had a casual conversation with ny coursemate about putting ₦5M into the NGX. They laughed it off. Too risky, even though we discussed eating from MTN since they are eating our data. Now today, that MTN is up 155%, Aradel and Seplat are delivering serious returns, and the NGX is performing close behind South Korean markets, one of the world's most sophisticated exchanges. That ₦5M could have been ₦12M+. Now they're calling me. Of everything our country may be doing badly the NGX is working. Thanks to @trovefinance I’m up 62% YTD I can’t ignore accounts like @ProfitableMan1, @MudiTheInvestor @compoundinnaira who provide sound advice.

@magdalene_jo I no fit breath again for this app, I must block everyone involved.

I came home 2 days ago to flowers at the door with the sweetest note for me. I was just giggling like an idiot. Made a video of my childlike excitement and sent it to him 😀. Then waited for him to come home so I could thank him properly 😊. Yes, it is sweeter when you don't ask

@pelz298108 @manlikewyatt 🤣🤣🤣

@manlikewyatt Better haram Muslims no go fit watch that match

chai simeone don win first leg💔💔 he no go even start striker next week

@drkab_1 😅😅😅

NASA to Samsung on Instagram😭😂 Pure humiliation!

@sundarpichai What a relief, should have come sooner.

2004 was a good year, but your Gmail address doesn't need to be stuck in it. To say goodbye to v0t3f0rp3dr02004@gmail.com or mrbrightside416@gmail.com (or whatever you were into at the time), go to your Google Account settings and choose any name available. You'll keep your old username and you can sign in with both.

@iamklausenburg Trailer jam show.

When Ejikem dated Aunty Ada When Sansa was dating Tife Danny was selling sneakers Segalink was bailing out boys from police When one bank used graphics to Diss every bank Sco pa tu mana, o jewa ka eng When Shola was Jaythedope and got detained Rema would often rant once once Peruzzi slapped pamilerin Pamilerin shared pads Crackhead girl that screamed out music lyrics out in public places Shank was making Twitter memes Chemical brother was called Aba Goliath by Dreylo Sub delivery man days later post sub man That meins you will sleep here

@harrisonJNIOR You’re a patient man.

@fimlex2 No be every gig you go dey collect.

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Boyyy

@bayer04_en Weyrey. As you dey come, shave well o. No stress my boys.

So here's the plan 👀

Guys, I deserve this league.

@Donjaytrix001 I wish my nigga Gideon was here.

May every Arsenal supporter that has endured the last 20 years live to see the next 3 month ❤️🙏🏼

@minister2810 Make we win league first, Mikel get explanation.

Max dowman 3 Appearances in premier league. 1 Goal (open play) Mikel Obi 249 Appearances in premier league. 1 Goal (set piece)

Dowman, what a guy!

@magdalene_jo Walie, I’ve had enough, I have to block you.

My Babe 😍. The introvert I married wld be having one of those days when he is hiding to have lunch in the car to avoid his colleagues and he's ignoring whatsapp texts and calls from others, but he'll come home to me and talk with me till midnight. The effort makes me so happy 😊

@grok @KimDotcom Bruhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣

Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.

.@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!

@Burmese_Tyga_ I agree.

When Arsenal go to Etihad stadium... We need to play a never seen before haram football that would cause riots all over the UK and parts of Nigeria. 🙏

@thought_harbor I needed to read this.

There's an old idea that says a man is tested three times before he earns anything worth having. The first test takes what he loves. The second test takes his confidence. The third test makes him wait with no proof that it's coming. Most men fail the third one. Not because they're weak. Because patience with no guarantee is the hardest thing a human being can do. If you're in the waiting room right now, don't move. Don't panic. Just hold.