Steven

I’ve no been to zos since like Christmas time and the first thing the wee aftershave guy in the toilet said when he seen me was “my friend, you’ve got very fat”, cheers pal

He really almost started a whole war in Walmart 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

Still golden 😂

Forest Green losing a 4-1 lead to make it top eh the cunts list this weekend, some effort boys

Yer bird announces “I’d give that half an hour” when she walks out the shitter

Mind at school the teacher asked is for a word with 4 i’s, a replied wi Mississippi, he says “no a want a word with you ye specky twat”

I dunno what they lace zos vodka with but I’ve never felt a hangover like it

This whole going to the bar for a drink isny for me like, bring back table service

Hahahaha fuck every single one of those cunts 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Most sundayest Saturday going

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Whoever designed they Nike reacts needs to serve time, it’s like having a stanley strapped to yer heel

@Kieranlane97 That hairline goes any further back and you’ll have a holocaust haircut in less than a year pal

Went out a walk for an hour wi Declan then came home and scranned a 3 pack of whispa golds, just got to embrace the thick boy summer at this point like

@Live_Foreverrr I’m blaming the top like

@_StevenMccallum Took that football out from under ur top yet? 🤰

Actual nae point even having a fan in this heat, my rooms that hot it’s just blasting hot air at me here, I’m getting fucking cooked

Stay safe when playing in the sun yous lot 🤣