Let me off

A shot glass of tequila helps the sudafed go down.

Foreign contaminant.

All clocks should be mechanical because we're only one broken screen away from a perpetual snooze cycle.

Three-finger Robitussin eye-opener.

How much to walk around your own house barefoot?

It's been three days since my last authentication.

Just a friendly reminder that not everything is some thing.

Vape Juice on the Dancefloor

Blue shirt, yellow hat.

I got to witness the 6am unchaining of the beer cooler at the gas station this morning.

Sand castles in the long jump pit.

We're running low on April.

I know a day when I live one.