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when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic
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@_SupahSavage
mugiwara 🏴☠️ | hard body, heavy thinker, imma handle mine | 🇧🇸
Verdansk Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
you come home and see your woman like this, what’s the first thing you're doing ?
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She 16x all NBA ?
NBA Out of Context@NBAooc
dudes will wish Lebron happy birthday before they girl
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One night stand with Nia Long is crazy id be blowing her shit up the next day oh well
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
55-year-old Nia Long says she likes dating younger men, but she’s very picky because, ‘People talk too much. I need them to shut up. If we’re having a one-night stand, I need them to sign NDAs.’
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It will always be known as Twitter!
ToonHive@ToonHive
Simon Oxley, the graphic designer behind the original Twitter/X logo, has sadly passed away at 56.
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I take a regular Tuesday off for the vibes. Ofc I’m taking my bday off lmao
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
ADULTS OVER 30; do you take off work for your birthday , or do you think it’s childish?
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Life too short man let that bitch fly
nata@lo0do0p
me fighting to not say “i love you” 2 weeks into seeing each other
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Men….if she’s sleep, her claim on your time is no longer valid!
Get up out of that bed! YOU AIN’T EVEN SLEEPY!!!
Go play the game. Go eat those leftovers. Go finish that Netflix series SHE fell asleep on!
BE FREE FROM TYRANNY!!!!!
⋆@lowkeyalbert
when your girl get sleepy and she think it's bedtime for both yall
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Lightning McQueen meets Mater as an adult after going to Radiator Springs
Boycott this show
ToonHive@ToonHive
First look at the new ‘Cars’ preschool series ‘Lightning Racers’ set to release in 2027 on Disney Jr & Disney+.
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I’m childish she gon end up leaving me cause ima joke about it for 40 days and 40 nights
LADE HERSELF@Thebiglade
Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??
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Sounds like a lot to me
miia@miiagarro
men be like: "i got a lot going on" and it's just another bitch
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Climb my brothers. Climb.
GIF
Hassaan@MjhyWamitHoRahi
Women are getting too tall in this generation
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