Surgical Striker

@OfficeOfDGP It was sanctioned in 2011

Planned but built by modi Every joker can plan to be PM, but the one who work hard become one

@Mrsinha Everyone knows how you doing it. Yaha waha se Tod rahe MPs ko!

BJP now has 113 members in Rajya Sabha, just 10 short of a majority. With the support of 7 nominated MPs and 2 independent MPs backed by BJP, the effective number rises to 122, only one short of the majority mark on its own. If this is the "fall" of Modiji, one wonders what success would look like.

@Dear_Men_Life @HeliosThegod01 @IndianGems_ Ab tu thanks bol raha !!

@HeliosThegod01 @IndianGems_ Thanks for sharing this.

A boy named Mohammad, single handedly cleaned an entire stretch near the river in Gujarat using his own hands. It's a matter of shame for our municipality 😭

@Mrsinha Abe gadho kya development kar di tumne. Aak thu !

People here like BJP and vote for it based on development, so the BJP will continue to remain in power in Gujarat - TMC MP Yusuf Pathan after voting in Vadodara Did he vote for BJP? 😭😂

@SushantBSinha Tu ambulance ka batana bhul gaya kutte

कभी चुनाव के वक्त ट्रंप पर गोली चल जाती है कभी गिरती पॉपुलैरिटी और ईरान युद्ध पर संसद की सहमति लेने के बस कुछ दिन पहले गोली चल जाती है दोनों बार ट्रम्प बच जाते हैं और माहौल बन जाता है कि अमेरिका के लिए अच्छा सोच/कर रहे इसलिए उनको मारने का प्रयास हो रहा है। सब इत्तेफाक है? गजबे है। वैसे ट्रम्प पहले अपने देश को सेफ कर लें उसके बाद दुनिया भर के देशों में घुस घुसकर दुनिया को सेफ करने का बीड़ा उठायें तो बेहतर रहेगा।

@jpsin1 Sabse pehle petrol ka kharidna band karo

*बाजारो मे शॉपिंग करते समय बस 10 सेकेंड में ये कर लो..* 1. दुकान का बोर्ड पढ़ लो। 2. दिया बत्ती की जगह देख लो। 3. मालिक और स्टाफ का चेहरा देख लो। आने वाले सेकडो वर्षो तक तुम्हारा धर्म और संस्कृति और स्वयं तुम सुरक्षित रहोगे..! पत्थर तुम नही मार सकते पर बहिष्कार तो कर ही सकते हो..!!

My college friend -a tech guy- earns ₹52 LPA in Bangalore. Bought a 3BHK in Whitefield Bangalore last year. Wife + One small kid. Last week he called me sounding completely broken: “Bro… I’m actually going broke.” I laughed. “Bro, 52 lakh package? Stop joking.” Then he showed me the real numbers. Monthly take-home: ₹2.85 Lakh Expenses: • ₹1.08L → Home loan EMI • ₹35k → One kid’s school fees • ₹28k → Groceries & milk • ₹18k → Society maintenance • ₹18k → Maid + cook + nanny • ₹15k → Car EMI + fuel • ₹12k → Electricity, water, WiFi • ₹45k → Family health insurance Total: ₹2.93 Lakh He is short ₹8,000 every month… before festivals, date nights, or any emergency. A decade ago? The same flat + same lifestyle needed only ₹18–20 lakh salary. Today even ₹52 lakh feels like you’re running on a treadmill that keeps speeding up. The economy is genuinely cooked for every 9-5 salaried guy who thought he “made it.” The scariest part? You don’t feel poor… until the math hits you.

@MumbaichaDon @raghav_chadha BJP me koi nahi bacha?

WTF😱 BJP GOVT COMING IN PUNJAB WITH @raghav_chadha AS CM? Punjab Assembly- Total 117 Majority Mark- 59 AAP- 92 No. of MLAs needed to dodge Anti-defection Law- 62 Reportedly, Raghav has backing of 43 MLAs & more 18 in his contact. WILL BE BIGGEST OP LOTUS IF IT GOES THROUGH🔥

@SqSehrish 16

How many DUCKS do you see? 🤔 It's not 9. It's not even 12. 🤯

@DesiVaidya 100

गणित के विद्वान हाज़िर हो और इसका सही उत्तर बताएं ....?

@AradhyaSntni Does that apply to USA UK and other middle East?

Do you think India should become a completely Hindu nation?

@ladynationalist But your PM rallies even in Panchayat election. What are you high on?

comparison of a state’s party leader with Prime Minister of the country ?? what are you high on ?

@Mrsinha Tum logo ka kuch nahi ho sakta

Aam Aadmi Party's poll promises in Gujarat -We will stop demolition of illegal Mazar, mosques etc -We will allow Namaz on streets -We will take revenge for the 2002 riots -We will be committed to Muslim community

@Jennnyyyyyy 18

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@janardanspeaks Kyu be gulam, teri ha me ha nahi milayi isiliye?

एबीपी न्यूज के न्यूज एंकर संदीप चौधरी से बड़ा मक्कार इस समय टीवी चैनलों पर दूसरा नहीं निहायत घटिया इंसान पुण्य प्रसून वाजपेई, अभिसार, अजीत अंजुम, रवीश कुमार आदि से भी घटिया और खंडित पत्रकारिता का पोषक एक ऐसा आदमी जो अपने सामने हर बड़े को देखकर जलभुन जाए, उसे छोटा बनाने को जी जान लड़ा दे पता नहीं एबीपी वालों ने क्या खूबी देखी कि उनकी जलन और सड़ांध भरी फितरत को बर्दाश्त किए जा रहे हैं ।

@CommonBS786OM Media ki izzat

कोई एक चीज बताओ, जो मोदी सरकार में सस्ती हुईं हो??

@Mrsinha Desh bechne k liye?

The fact remains that even among Gen Z, PM Modi enjoys more popularity than all other politicians combined.

@Mrsinha U voted to Selling the Nation

Guess who I voted for? #Gujaratcorporationelections

@OfficeOfDGP Padhayi ki baat karte hi aap jal kyun jate ho?

How many class Sonia cleared?

@Mrsinha Bhayi gayab karwa do isko jaise Ankita ko karwaya tha

Imagine if she had done it in front of Mamata Banerjee in WB or even Uddhav-Raj Thackeray in Mumbai… Imagine, because she would never do it against them. She did it because it was a BJP event.