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Dear sir, @officialABAT

Diesel - Disu Kayode- Egbetokun Frank - Mba Classic 👍🏾😂

@_Taaooma Ẹ 'Túnjí Disu? - Ehn,' Kayode'? Egbetokun Ask, 'Frank'. - Mbah E go say 'Mbah' 👇😂

@longjohn_toseen 👍😅

@_Taaooma I can see what you did there Kayode (Egbetokun) (FRANK Mbá Jimi DIESEL (DISU)

Are y’all not fasting?

When they see you praying

Help us find his Dad please.

Poor Man U 🥲

No billboard, no investment summit, no tourism campaign can compete with what people see with their own eyes the moment they land. A dirty airport road tells visitors wrongly that Lagos is chaotic, unserious, and careless with its environment. The painful part is that this problem is AVOIDABLE.
Airport Road should be one of the most protected, most maintained corridors in the state. Illegal dumping should be impossible there. Waste management should be airtight. Monitoring should be constant. If we want to be taken seriously on the global stage, then the basics must be respected. You don’t welcome guests through a dirty front door. The question is simple:
If we cannot keep the road that welcomes the world into Lagos clean, what message are we truly sending about who we are? Keep Lagos State Clean #environment #cleancity

This!!!!!!!!

I hope they won’t become mere statistics again and justice will be served. Pray for Kwara. 💔

This makes no sense! 💔

@Adebayorwatt Mumu ni baba e. GBA blocking!

@_Taaooma Nah Manchester United be small child Mumu ni e

Cunhaaaaaa

The GOAT is always right.

Carrick, where are you carrying us to?

Alhamdulilah

Classism in Nigeria is just poverty with a microphone..

This one pain me pass the last one. Look this car well. This no be small accident. This na total structural failure. People definitely enter emergency room here. Maybe people die. Airbags deploy. Chassis bend. Load paths collapse. This car don finish for safety sense. Yet una dey rebuild am, spray paint, and sell am like say na normal used car. Make we talk plain. Once structure don collapse like this, the car no be car again. Na shell. You fit weld iron. You fit change panels. But you no fit recreate factory crash geometry, load distribution, sensor calibration, or stability behavior. This kind car enter Nigerian road, hit pothole at speed, suspension alignment shift small, ESP calibration confuse, steering react late, next thing rollover or loss of control. Person die. Then dem go say na village people. This no be business. Na wickedness. Insurance companies abroad no dey foolish. Dem write off cars like this because the risk no fit be priced. That na why abroad, this car no suppose ever return to road without permanent salvage stigma and deep discount. But Nigerians think say we too smart. We dey laugh say “fall mugu” while we dey sell death wrapped in paint. Selling cars like this without conscience no be hustle. Na gambling with human lives. Nigerians, be careful. And those of una wey dey proud to advertise this thing, may God give una sense.

The way they’ve been packing these omotakus these days Enh 😂😂