MR.TAU™

I literally never play the biased referee card but how much extra did Michael Oliver get paid by Liverpool? And then they still couldn’t go on to win the game lol.

Packing for a 10-day trip under the influence of alcohol - less than 24 hours away? I am wowing at myself

Why United? Just…why? 🥲

When watching grand tour specials of @JeremyClarkson, @RichardHammond & @MrJamesMay, sober, it’s fun. But watch them with a bit of alcohol in your system and it becomes hysterical. 100/10.

The most random thing i believe I will see this year 🤔

@fieldsofeden Nope. Just look toward the light at the end of the tunnel! ❤️

How do I sum up a year that has burdened me with grief, yet taught me that there is indeed light at the end of every tunnel?

@fieldsofeden Nope, I bet over 2.5. As long as there was 3 goals hahaha

@_TauTastic Let me guess you bet 2-1? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Not for nothing but is this game rigged?

@fieldsofeden CALL ME NOW I NEED TO SCREAM

@_TauTastic Okay your $700 is safe now

@fieldsofeden Dude I have $700 running on this game. I need one more goal. From whichever side. But the way it looks, it’s ending 2-0 because Qatari owners have decided who the World Cup should go to…..

@_TauTastic I am honestly having the same thoughts now. I want Argentina to win, but not this way because wtf 😭

Literally the dumbest reservists ever

That was a really shitty move from Anthony Taylor for not giving South Korea that final corner kick.

Who is this Maguire and why does he not play for Man Utd?

Time check ; 1004 hours on a Sunday morning. Headed to get money deducted off our CPF. Exciting yet depressing times. @MunzyBeez

Needa sleep super early tonight if I’m to watch federer’s last match and still have energy for work tmr.

2 more fucking long hoursssss

@AviRaina Yes. Fernandes gave his best. No one bought it tho 😂

FT: Manchester United 2-1 Liverpool United needed this victory and they went out and gave it their all to get it. Extremely proud of this performance as a fan. Every single player gave their best. #MUNLIV #GGMU

If we ever see Maguire at the back again after watching this Varane X Martinez partnership…

Fernandes. You’re an embarrassment.