JetLiNotTheOne

When 0,001% of the seats in Newlands Stadium are finally made available for South African cricket fans.

Aphiwe is missing. Retweet until she is found. #KoenaVsDirtyCities

- Manish Pandey was Kohli before Kohli. - Manish Pandey was a better talent than Kohli. - Manish Pandey had better potential than Virat Kohli. - India couldn't afford two Virat Kohli so one had to disappear. - Manish Pandey has more overseas centuries than CSK player Anshul Kamboj. - Manish Pandey's career was ruined by BCCI. Today those late cuts, straight drives, finding the gap with ease, hitting sixes with authority and then getting out to Bumrah reminded all of us what a talent he was and he genuinely was Kohli before Kohli.

Well shit. Anyone?

Le psg va donner la balle à Arsenal

Kitchen is clean, no customers, no orders to fulfill, everything restocked... fuck u want him do some jumping jacks???

Me and ICEMAN back by popular demand

CSA have blocked 87% of tickets for the Newlands 2027 New Year’s Test vs England, leaving just 13% for the public. 39% to tour groups like the Barmy Army, 21% to hospitality, 19% to sponsors and stakeholders. What a shame @ProteasMenCSA, local SA fans deserve better. espncricinfo.com/story/csa-sque…

I am convinced you guys don't read the news or listen to news

Please save football.

La applya for mmereko mara

Yho, as a nation we are IN HELL with spam calls 😩

Tiger was bamboozled 😯

Watching Victor Wembanyama in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals

Cleveland Cavaliers reportedly threatening to shave James Harden’s beard in effort to “send a message” to the locker room. (Via @ChrisBHayne)

We will be the first team to win all European competitions twice. Another record for Chelsea

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

@DeadlineDayLive @iamfadekemi_ As big as your account is you’re posting fake news

He’s upset and walking around the kitchen, make his pants pocket catch on a drawer handle.

We’re all so old