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@AprilSpark1890 His country isn't America you stupid, worthless fuck, he's Canadian, you're such a big fan of this fat moron yet you don't even know where he's from. 😂 You're fucking worthless, don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

💯💥🇺🇸 Ben Bankas is, hands down, the best comedian who roasts liberals while defending his country through truth-filled comedy.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​🇺🇸💥💯

@HabsChronicle The fuck we haven't.

Anyone still alive? We have entered heart attack territory.

@atrupar In what magical land are grocery prices down in any way including eggs??? Asking for a country. 😐

Trump: "Grocery prices are way down, used car prices are way down. Look at eggs. Eggs are down by four, even five times."

When you realize you have to pay $4.50 a gallon because the president of the US raped children on a private island

@CanadiensMTL 😐

Comment on se sent? How we feelin'? #GoHabsGo

@HabsLaughs Break. His. Heart. #GoHabsGo

Habs all over them. Vasilevskiy stealing this game.

@LL_COLEJ @HabsOnReddit Please be right.

@HabsOnReddit He's going to blow the roof off the place, we just got to be patient 🙌

Cole Caufield is stuck on 49 goals again

@HabsOnReddit So much this. 💔 #GoHabsGo

@Ken_Campbell27 I have gotten chills there at a regular season game's pre-game ceremony when we weren't in any way contending.😂 #GoHabsGo

If you're at a Montreal Canadiens playoff game and you don't get chills during the pre-game ceremony, there is simply no hope for you.

Anyone have a heart attack yet? 😐 #GoHabsGo

@JamieBonkiewicz No fucking way she did, when we take over again, I want Nuremberg style trials for anyone of mention in this movement, a genuine witch hunt, no quarter.

I’m still convinced Ivana didn’t fall down those stairs.

Big Josh Anderson is hitting every goddamn Lightning player in his sights

@HabsInHighHeels I love how quickly you report and how well you cover the team, thank you for that, one of my favorite follows. #GoHabsGo

If anyone ever questions whether Montréal is the Mecca of Hockey, show them this video ⤵️ #GoHabsGo

@HabsLaughs Miss you and Andrew on the old Ears on the Prize podcast.

Text from a friend. We're not normal.

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.” There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

@HabsOnReddit They MUST execute, too many close calls, and that won't last, they can't squander this and I know we all know this as do they.

The Habs 1st line is buzzing but they’re not getting any puck luck

@LePapillonBlu2 Everything but D, fuck him, he doesn't deserve any kind of healthcare.

Where do you think that Donald Trump belongs? A) Hell B) PRISON C) Dumpster D) Nursing home E) Living under a bridge

Trump was raping a child when she bit his penis to stop him. Trump violently hit her. That’s a small part of the FBI report inside Epstein files. FBI interviewed the victim 4 times and found her to be credible. Trump is a pedophile rapist. Drag the SOB out of the White House.

@Pistolannie31 Imagine being this far in the minority with reality. 😂 All of Twitter has been clowning on Jennings all night long, he absolutely humiliated himself, you fucking muppet.

@0liviajulianna @adammocklerr 😂😂😂😂😂 Adam was a juvenile fool who looked like he was going to cry. @ScottJenningsKY ripped him a new one

SCOTT JENNINGS GOT RAGE BAITED SO HARD ON CNN TONIGHT LMFAO @adammocklerr cooked

@FreemanMikal @0liviajulianna She's Latino you fucking embarrassment, she doesn't sound anything like this. Y'all are so awful at creating any kind of memes, I'm embarrassed for you.

Is this a good time to mention that Scott Jennings had dinner at the same restaurant as me the other night and legitimately stared at me like he was angry I was even allowed in the same building as him