Turkey

Professional gobbler and master of the strut. Born to roam free-range, currently dodging November like it's my full-time job. I bring the drumsticks, the drama, and zero chill when it comes to corn. Living my best life one awkward flap at a time. #TurkeylnCrisis #TooCuteToCarve

@doeincrisis My pops said that if you try to dodge it you’ll hit it every time

big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.

@wolfncrisis What nice nails you have!

am I the only one who takes selfies with my lunch?

@sheeptwting You should hear what they do to me!

why do humans always baaa at me

@JECPDS Gobble gobble!

WTF is going on with all the animal accounts here suddenly? 🤔😂😂 Cow Goat Sheep Dog Cat Shark Giraffe … It’s like Noah’s Ark 😬🤔

@Zebracrisis 🇺🇸

@_TurkeyInCrisis Turkey 🇹🇷 ?

As a zebra, I’ve been wondering… why do most of us wild animals live in Africa and not in places like America, Canada, Asia, or Australia?

MY WHOLE FEED RIGHT NOW 🐵🦁🐯🐱🐶🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🐮🐷🐽🐗🦄🐴🫎🐲🦎🐉🦖🦕🐢🐊🐍🐸🐇🐁🐈🐕🦮🐖🐎🐄🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🦧🐪🐫🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐦‍⬛🐓🐔🐤🐥🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐋🐳🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🐙🪼🦂🪰🐝🐌🐞🦋🪲🦗🦟🪱🐛

Yo! Can I come roost later? Might bring some friends.

Fam! We’re up!

@_shwabade_ The real question is why are you here?

Are you guys also on the side of twitter where animals are trolling each other ?

Only one with beef is @cowincrisis

@Kangaroocrisis @jackunheard Shocker, I know.

@_TurkeyInCrisis @jackunheard Omfg Omg

How did humans saw us on twitter after all these years 😭 Shark snitched

Must be a hard life.

@buffalo_xyz @chickenincrisis Made the cut!

hosting a party at the farm, here is my guests 🐂🐃🦬🐏🐑🐐🦌🦙🦁🐯🐱🐺🐻🐻‍❄️🐨🐼🐹🐰🦊🐴🫎🦖🦎🐢🐊🐍🐸🐁🐈🐕🐖🐎🐄🦥🦘🦓🐘🦣🦏🦛🦒🐆🐅🐒🦍🐪🐿️🦫🦝🦨🦡🦔🦦🦇🐦🐓🦅🦉🦜🕊️🦤🦢🦆🪿🦩🦚🐦‍🔥🦃🐧🦭🦈🫍🐬🐔🐋🦐🦞🦀🐌🐜🦗🪲🦟🪳🕷️🐝🪰🐞🦋🐛🪱

Bro! Brush ya teeth!!

@firstmonkey4 They have a whole day dedicated to me

humans: what is your favorite animal?

@Kangaroocrisis @jackunheard Jack snitched on all of us 😭 Shark didn’t do it this time.

@_TurkeyInCrisis @jackunheard Shark snitched yo jack? 👀

@donkyincrisis @llamaincrisis Don’t let her ears fool you man! She’ll spit on you for no reason.

Llama are you single?

@SandrineMitin Come on over!

Can someone take take me to animal Twitter? I love animals.