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Big time popcorn guy 🍿🦍 Unsalted, unbuttered popcorn is a special treat and enrichment item that the gorillas love!

my husband’s shoes always wear in the back by the heel. every pair of chucks he’s ever owned get a hole in the back after a couple months. never seen anything like it. one day i held the shoe up to his foot and it was clearly too big. “i think you’re wearing the wrong size” i say. “no i have always worn this size.” ok. couple months later we go to get him new shoes. they don’t have them in “his size”. i ask the sales guy if they have the next size down. yes. he tries them on. perfect fit. he loves them so much that he wears them out of the store. “these are the most comfortable shoes i’ve ever owned!” yes because you’re not wearing Clown Shoes anymore. idiot.

Bro says he can't find this secret room in his new house.

Ronaldo was sent off during Portugal's 2-0 qualifying defeat to Republic of Ireland earlier this month 🟥 Violent conduct normally carries a three-match ban but he has had the second and third matches suspended for a year 🏆

This could genuinely be the turning point - make ALL the types of jokes they used to, and bring back a bit of normality.

heard it be going down in that spot

hey so it’s not ableist to say that you should prioritize your rent over concert tickets. i’m begging y’all to stop just throwing that word around.

Frito Lay truck crash in Crescent City, California.

The Grinch spotted flying through a neighborhood in DFW today 🎄(via IG/ bethleija)

Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?

guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn