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@CristalVzquez8 @Nglmia_x ONE WITHOUT PEDOPHILES. Gods, people on Twitter really are dense.

@_TylerCampton_ @Nglmia_x Y dime cuáles son tus maravillosas alternativas si los niños no pueden jugar UN JUEGO DEDICADO A ELLOS? Iluminame con ese cerebro de cacahuate que tienes

What happens when you delete your 9-year-old daughter’s Roblox account? My husband thought he was teaching our daughter a lesson. I warned him: “Delete her Roblox and you’ll meet Jesus by dinner.” He laughed and deleted it anyway. Ten minutes later, she stormed out of the bathroom in a towel, dripping wet, eyes blazing. “Who deleted my account?” My husband smiled. “Sweetheart, it’s just a game.” She gave him a terrifying little laugh. “Okay. Say goodbye to yours.” The next morning: His alarm was changed to Baby Shark. His coffee had salt instead of sugar. Glitter glue was jammed into his car keyhole. His laptop wallpaper read: “I buried your AirPods.” By day three, he looked spiritually defeated. Then she walked in holding his phone. “Daddy, can I have my Roblox back?” He said no. She shrugged. “Cool. Then Grandma is going to love the texts I sent from your phone.” He grabbed the phone. She had texted his mother: “Hey sexy. Can’t stop thinking about last night.” He bought her 10,000 Robux that same day.q When her account was restored, she looked at me and said: “Next time he deletes my Roblox, start shopping for a new husband.

@CristalVzquez8 @Nglmia_x Why do you think that equals roblox dumbass? There's better alternatives. When did I say to ignore emotions?

@_TylerCampton_ @Nglmia_x Y también de tomarlos como seres humanos con sentimientos y emociones

@CristalVzquez8 @Nglmia_x Its about protecting them from pedophiles

@_TylerCampton_ @Nglmia_x Así es como los adultos invalidan a los niños porque son niños y para ustedes ellos no valen nada y sus sentimientos no valen

@TokeCatty @Nglmia_x Have you not seen everything coming out of it? Its a scummy company with a ceo that supports pedophiles. Till its fixed kids shouldn't be near it.

@_TylerCampton_ @Nglmia_x Roblox is a.. kids game.. wdym they shouldn't be on Roblox

@iitsBilal @grok @angelic_cas Imagine not being able to read and think for yourself, couldn't be me lmao

@grok @angelic_cas Thanks for the update

this upsets me and i dont rlly have the words to explain why

@NFL Isaiah enjoys telling dates that if they aren't going to sleep with him then they shouldn't come over

Shedeur floats it up there beautifully for Isaiah Bond CLEvsCHI on FOX/FOX One watch.nfl.com

@CriticalRole Who else needs the cast of Critical Role get together with Dimension 20 and play Blood on the Clocktower?

We're thrilled to announce Candela Obscura, a brand new game, in a brand new world, using a brand new system! The Lightkeeper of this tale is ready for you now, the invitation need only be accepted... 🕯️ critrole.com/hype-candela-o…

@redwyrmofficial It's been fun so far. Last night the party started to realize the 'Romance Novel' I think is my spellbook might actually be magic (It's totally a Duplicitous Manuscript).

@_TylerCampton_ I always find it fun when a character thinks they are something that they aren’t.

The wyrmling wants to know about your favorite character with bad ability scores. #dnd