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Retarded quote of the day 🥇 Howard Stern re the Olsen twins when they were 13 years old.

@NickIsAMetsFan @SNY_Mets @AlonsoMuse There must be a 12 step program for pitchers like deGrom and McLean.

@SNY_Mets @AlonsoMuse Mets are gonna go quiet offensively in the first game, then have a barrage in the second game. We still lose both games

The Mets have announced their starting pitchers for tomorrow's doubleheader. 🔸 Game 1: Nolan McLean 🔸 Game 2: Kodai Senga

@Mappy6984 Big Mike Obama out race hustling again. Btw not racist, it just resembles him.

Free will evidently, here's gorilla mom 💀💀

This is why the "bad guys" win in the end.

@EndWokeness And she's a man so.....

Michelle Obama says black women are too quiet, easygoing, and don't complain

@ncdc919 @WallStreetApes The magic number is 1%

American shows a grocery store hack You look for the products with the little ‘U’ that’s circled (shown) Even through its the cheap mustard, it’s made with strict regulations and high quality ingredients because that means its Kosher There are a few symbols that signal Kosher and that means they all are made with high quality ingredients and strict manufacturing guidelines Common Variations - OU or circled U alone → Pareve (neutral) - OU-D → Contains dairy or was made on dairy equipment - OU-M or similar → Meat-related (less common on everyday items) - Other kosher symbols exist (e.g., circled K, Star-K), but the OU is by far the most common

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @StoolBaseball It's the L in Let's go Mets. This picture was taken way out of context. Retards.

Mets lose & Queens Crew dances w “L” I wouldn’t have believed him without pic Idk what is real anymore This is getting bad

@DovySimuMMA And just like overrated @KingJames (who is not even in the top 10) he too would not get called for traveling.

Conor McGregor posted this on his IG story 😂😂😂

@EndWokeness So when I came on the set and saw that all the models were thin and attractive I thought, how can I tank this one too...

Anne Hathaway says as soon as she got on set she replaced skinny models with more obese bodies:

@reddit_lies I'm a man, with a job, a woman, GOD and hobbies. Sorry I don't speak this taint shrinking language.

Reddit needs you to explain this joke to them.

@alphafox And now the woke allow them to play X-Rated dress up and read you children.

Back in the day, the gay community shunned the predators and perverts - today, it's been taken over.

A mosh pit of men standing around waiting to hear names listed that they can access immediately after online. The NFL Draft is the worst and most overhyped event in sports.

@TreIindor20 @Mets @MetsdUp

@iAnonPatriot "black"

Florida woman is absolutely FURIOUS after going to a Walmart in Ohio and only seeing white people. This is honestly the cleanest Walmart I’ve ever seen. lol

@iluminatibot Who ever made this FAKE AS FUCK AI video, well done.

Bob Ross droppin' some truth bombs

@ClownWorld @grok

Hey @grok is this a real post from Chelsea?

@TaraBull She's not even the best looking cat woman!

Anne Hathaway has been named “The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” by People magazine

@johnsaponaro Loved #9 Wigginton

I’m not gonna lie, if you go back this far, this is a BAAAAAAAAAD omen. #LGM

@LightOnLiberty "Michelle"

Why would Barack Obama need to be tested for AIDS and why did Joe Biden make fun of him for it?! 😂

@nypostsports That's a shame. Fathers you need to do better.

A section of little kids have started chanting “Trevor Bauer” ahead of his Opening Day start for the Long Island Ducks.