Phil Harris

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that to stop Microsoft Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What's another word for thesaurus?

@thesaurasize: http://bit.ly/oFmPb

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?