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@ZainabBell657 Not me trying to make my lips touch at 4

Did you know when counting numbers your lips don't touch until you get to a million

@tuittabeck I would have broken out in hives.

ela suportou 45 minutos para fazer um molde de uma máscara, tô chocada

@Ayomitidipo Mide: So the conversation was with Kola Kola:

Dede defo didn’t look convinced by Mide’s answer to Ebuka here 😭 Lowkey felt like she got thrown under the bus in that moment…👀 Was this the exact day the cracks started showing in their friendship in the house? 🤔 Where do Mide & Dede stand now? #BBNaija #BBNaijaReunion

@monkeydyeri Please tell me this isn’t real😭😭😂😂 Ahhh

Finally found the video 😭

@sirferrell2 I would support an abortion over Neglecting a child or being miserable towards him/her. So really if you know you’re not ready to be a mother? Please do the needful. And Thank you. Cuz there are so many kids suffering in the hands of adults that genuinely don’t want to be parents

“Was” lmaoo i know that’s right

@twolegged_stool @lha1tham Dark romance… duh

@_Withphay @lha1tham why do the men in your books sound like that...?😭

I'm surprised that i haven't deleted tiktok yet

@coldvenus83 @lha1tham I NEVER SAID THAT.

@_Withphay @lha1tham You’re reading pedo bait books?

@jas_d_barbie What’s more crazy is getting pregnant for a man just cuz he said he loves you.

Aborting a baby because a nigga doesn't want YOU is weird

@soysabil 😂😂 Never been there but it’s fun to imagine. And I don’t know which one is worse, Realizing that you sound insane later or still not realizing that you actually did sound insane😭

nothing humbles you faster than re-reading your own texts and realizing you sound insane

@Akir_a997 Oh my God🤦‍♀️

i love me and my fav ex monthly check ins😭

@Leratomdk7 Oh… Her crash out will be willllllddddddd

My friend just found out her boyfriend is cheating on her,she has been laughing for 20 mins now,I don’t know what stage this is.

@BlaqBonez And I take it upon myself to ruin the vibe. I’m not typing without space🙄

ONLYREPLYINGPEOPLETHATTYPEWITHOUTSPACESTODAY

@JezziiB The truth is if Men disappeared for one week, women will also need protection from Women. Maybe one week might be too small for the entire chaos to start cuz we all would be too busy celebrating, but eventually… there will be problems.

Women: "If men disappeared for one week, we could walk alone at 3 AM, wear anything at all, leave our drinks unattended, travel anywhere and actually feel free." Men: "But who would protect you?" Women: "Protect us...from who?"

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

sunset

@insanedms She doesn’t need to contribute nothing!!😂

@gtagmemes What did he do??😂

😂

@Nexiraluv A good friend will support a friend no matter what. You’re not a good friend atp😂

my bud got cheated on

@Mideefe 😂😂

Nigerian mentality core 😂 I can’t stop laughing