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I wrote something about me and my house in lockdown. How To Touch Your House link.medium.com/dhUJdWDPD6

@sinistra_blache ICONIC

@Hmbott This took me MUCH too long to wrap my head around and then I laughed so much Zero woke up from her nap like wtf?

gay me just came within an INSTANT of opening the door to the Jehovah's Witnesses wearing a t-shirt my equally gay hair stylist gave me which reads BRAINS ARE THE NEW TITS. dammit. Thought it was the postie. Should have left it on

@likesohushhush BRING ON THE DIRTY PETTICOATS

Are we sure that the first woman isn’t @_Xtin_ ?

@H_BF @sinistra_blache @paraicodonnell AAAARGH I LOVE THE TERRIBLE MEN #combatepistemology

@voxdeb THROUGH OUR AETHERIC BOND, it is clear

Also, are you watching Strange New Worlds. You should watch that. Also you should point me at that amazing new Pike fic you found. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

Make no mistake, Ethan Peck as Spock is hot. But people keep saying "hot Spock!" as though Hot Spock is some kind of brilliant innovation. As though Nimoy was not the OG Hot Spock. Are you serious right now. I have covid and I will fight you.

@debcha TRULY.

@_Xtin_ My goodness, you have absolutely nailed why, while I don’t have anything against crime drama, I have a limited enthusiasm for trying new ones—concern that they’ll redline my low BLEAKNESS tolerance.

Seriously I love crime drama but I need a brand new ratings body that rates them for BLEAKNESS? Like forget MATURE THEMES, I need HOPE IS DEAD or SHOW EXISTS ONLY FOR BANTZ BETWEEN LEADS.

Look, is it just me or is it LONG SINCE past time for the phone people to have realised the charge port needs to go in the TOP of the device, not the bottom? That is all.

@risingmelbourne Thanks so much!

@_Xtin_ Hiya! No worries, entry to The Wilds is via the "backstage". Head to the river-side of the Sidney Myer Music Bowl, off Linlithgow Avenue. You can check out our site map here: links.rising.melbourne/3agpzKQ

@risingmelbourne Hi guys! Super excited for The Lighthouse tomorrow. I've read my info email, downloaded the map & tried REALLY hard to find it on the website, but nothing has "gate 7" (or any other numbered gate) marked on it. Could you point me at a map with the gate[s] on it?

Holy shit. Empires have risen and fallen, etc #MyTwitterAnniversary

The advice is basically "bro, this is not as funny or politically incisive as you think it is, we assure you".

YOU GUYS, IT IS REALLY AND TRULY INFORMATION ABOUT DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR BALLOT fucking hell sometimes I love Australia PS FUCK OFF FOREVER, SCOMO, YOU PENIS

Wait what

Me, having a look around the Australian Electoral Commission website in preparation for federal election, like an interested citizen AEC website:

I sleep peacefully, because no.