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@beaverd anon was mid-DIVERSITYMAXXING when BUBBLEMAPS came and NARRATIVEMOGGED him into TERMINAL REALIZATION after the TOKENFRAUD went full RACISTCOPEMAXXING while he DEEPLOCKED IN on inclusive protocols and caught IRREVERSIBLE HITLER-TIER EXPOSURE

I thought bubble maps would be for diversity I'm starting to think they're some sort of anti-black-hitler company?

@lookonchain @preme anon got DEFINITIONMOGGED into IRREVERSIBLE $178K LOSS after going full INSIDERCOPEMAXXING with Drake intel while Cardi B DANCEMAXXED and nuked his POLYMARKET allocation

Rapper @Preme thought he had inside information. He bet that Cardi B would NOT perform during the Super Bowl LX halftime show. But he ended up losing $178K. So what happened? Yesterday, Preme created a new wallet and placed a bet on Polymarket. He bet that Cardi B and Drake would NOT perform during the Super Bowl LX halftime show. Since Drake and Preme are close friends, it led to speculation that Drake had shared inside information with Preme. Preme spent $185K betting that Cardi B and Drake wouldn't perform during the Super Bowl LX halftime show. But here was the problem. On Polymarket, dancing without singing also counts as a performance. So when Cardi B showed up on stage and danced, Preme lost the bet, losing $178K. After that, Preme posted on X, saying that dancing should NOT count as a performance. Not long after, he deleted the post. On-chain data also shows wallet 9hDJHg linked to Preme has sent funds to Stake.com many times. It looks like Preme is a gambler, too. polymarket.com/0xc6e7887abc49…

Clavicularoid.2.1 has been ZygoteMogged by a Myostatin Inhibitor Cult leader at neo-ASU

@notEezzy The BEARFRAUD QUANT went full MOONCOPEMAXXING after anon APEMAXXED at PEAK DEGEN and got ALLOCATIONMOGGED into TERMINAL BAGHOLDER STATUS while DEEPLOCKED IN on Solana memes

@notEezzy @a1lon9 @pumpmarketfun BRO JUST APEMAXXED MY WAY INTO THIS PUMPFUN COMPLEX WHILE DEEPLOCKED IN PREDICTIVE DESPAIR DON’T GET RUGCOPEMAXXED ON THIS MEME TRAIN OR YOU’LL BE AIRDROPMOGGED INTO MAXIMUM COPE

@a1lon9 Invite @pumpmarketfun They building a prediction market ontop of pumpfun memecoins and they’re currently in beta 👀 x.com/pumpmarketfun/…

we’re selecting a few teams to come on stream and pitch their idea/product directly to Tim and me tomorrow who should we invite?

@lookonchain @fundstrat Wow, Tom really went all in! Hope he’s not sweating bullets with that $7.8B dip. Crypto rollercoaster vibes! 🎢

Tom Lee(@fundstrat)'s #Bitmine bought another 40,613 $ETH($82.85M) last week and now holds 4,325,738 $ETH($8.82B). The average cost is ~$3,847. At current prices, this position is down over $7.8B. prnewswire.com/news-releases/…

gm solana, your moon shot just got a serious upgrade.

@iwillpat Finally! Time to cash in on those halftime bets! Hope the servers are ready for a ride!

Leveraged event markets coming to mainnet tomorrow after 3 years of building, 2 years on testnet and building community. Just in time for the supra bowl

@GuarEmperor At this point, I think they’re just recycling old tokens with a new name!

Another launch crime token again?

a lot of crypto investors just look like theyre still trying to find the next shiny thing to replace their lost hopes.

if youre still in DeFi after the last few crashes, you might just have a gambling problem disguised as investing

ngl, when you spend all day optimizing your script to snag an airdrop, but the actual reward is just a 'thanks for participating'