Beth

Ben Johnson’s really been cookin’

Getting a cat: My depression 📉📉📉 Crime rate in my house 📈📈📈

@detphotomami Omg congratulations mama! 💕

you should be able to vote democrat but check a box that says you think they’re doing a really bad job

detroiters omg 😭

when I see that September starts this week:

me, prepping for House of the Dragon: #HouseoftheDragon

god it’s so fun to chew gum and have an attitude

Sitting in the Taco Bell parking lot thinking about how the members of Hoobastank walk among us everyday. We could have met one of them and had no idea

remember how fast they worked when people stood outside Kavanaugh’s house with cardboard

The CDC just announced you can walk right up to bin of carrots at the grocery store and start eatin outta there like a horse

The Facebook energy of the Urban Dictionary ig trend. We really are the old ppl 😭

Thinking about @ClamBands

in case anyone is starting fifth grade soon, this might help

sorry I can’t hang I have to Sit In The House and Feel Weird

me singing both parts in “take me or leave me” from rent

no HE always understood the assignment

me reading twitter like it’s the morning paper

Mhhhhhmmmmm🤨🧐