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Booooooomshakalaka!!!!!!! 💥💥🔥 70odds in the bag ✅💯😎

Some Man United signings have scarred me for life we signed Jadon Sancho when he was dragging numbers with Messi in Europe this brotha got here and did a James Bond TWICE IN A ROW 😭 Antony, I ordered a proper baller, they delivered a fidget spinner. Sanchez, he was top 3 best player in the league. We signed him and his most interesting performance was the piano he played in the Announcement video. Onana, best goal keeper in the champions league (his own didn’t shock me I’ve always known he’s pipe) Mason Mount, the boy that had a dream, he got here and started having nightmares. Depay, I was seeing the next Ronaldo only to get light skinned Allan Saint Maximin Van De Beek, lol Hojlund, Scandinavians Victor Anichebe

*after yrs of not seeing each other Gals. Boys

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sometimes you gotta suit up 👔

Women believe there’s nothing in this world greater than their vagina.

🚨 Vitinha on Bruno Fernandes after his two assists for Portugal 🇵🇹: “He’s the best passer I’ve ever seen. In training, he pulls off even more unbelievable things. I’ve learned so much from him, especially his willingness to take risks with his passes. He’s the reason I watch Manchester United games, because there’s always something to learn from him.”

Hated. Adored. Never Ignored.

Nigerian 🇳🇬 wrestler Oba Femi has taken over the WWE 🙌🏾🔥 Naija no Dey carry last

Benjamin Šeško scores goals.

Both players for their national teams: Odegaard 4 Goals Bruno Fernandes 28 Goals Odegaard 18 Assists Bruno Fernandes 23 Assists Odegaard 0 Trophy Bruno Fernandes 2 Trophies

the only female rapper boys could listen to and not feel shy about it, her bars were too hard.

Bruno keeps racking up assists 🅰️

you be African=1-0 you be Nigerian= 2-0 you be Lapo baby= 3-0 dem born you with preeq= 10-0 If you come be first born just d!e😭😭😭

Senne Lammens is the complete goalkeeper 🧤

gays do not commit atrocity nor disrupt the peace of the society, they are instead stigmatized by people cultists on the other hand are problematic and add no value to the society the world cultism itself is violence, k1lling and unrest. I’ll rather join cvlt.

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Mais de um século a elevar o futebol português e a inspirar milhões por todo o mundo. Orgulho em fazer parte deste caminho e em representar Portugal 🇵🇹⚽ Parabéns, FPF!

different players when they about to play a penalty kick 😂

Bruno Fernandes all time STAT with the Portugal national team: • 87 matches played • 28 goals scored • 24 assists provided 52G/A in 87 matches played. 🔥🔥

"I am hoping not to cry on my last day. My wife already cried, when the fans were asking for one more year. "So, I just want to enjoy all the moments and I will be a United fan for the rest of my life." @Casemiro is anticipating an emotional farewell later this season 🥹❤️