Makini

Whatever good you do for a woman only lasts 24 hours in her memory. Women have short-term memory for the good things done for them, but long-term memory for the bad things done to them. They are naturally ungrateful beings. They hate it when we say this, but it’s the truth. People who have unlimited expectations, make too many demands, are never satisfied, and constantly make comparisons will always be ungrateful. “Oh, you want me to thank you for buying me flowers when your friends are buying cars and giving their wives and girlfriends money?” Sounds familiar, right? This is why the phrase “bare minimum” and what have you done for me” Are very common among women. You can fund her entire education, be there for her when she was sick, take care of her family…but if you refuse to celebrate Valentine’s Day for her, she will forget all those things, hold onto that one day, and make you out to be the bad guy. We have women as sisters, mothers, wives, colleagues, and friends. Many of them display these patterns. This isn’t an attack; it’s the truth. Women are very ungrateful.

The limit is 3 right now because you're young, ignorant, not very useful to women and you ain't got hoz. As you get older, hopefully accumulate resources, and gain experience, that number will naturally drop to 1 for these nonexhaustive reasons 1. Women throw themselves at 'useful' men. Sometimes, if not most times, you will not even need to ask; they will invite themselves 2. With such abundance of women at your disposal, you will become less tolerant of female BS and therefore, less minded to reinitiate unsuccessful link up requests. Not necessarily because you have resolved not to, but because you do not NEED to. Options increase standards. Scarcity lowers them 3. With accumulated experience hopefully synthesised into insight, you will also learn that with women it is a numbers game. But not a numbers game of multiple attempts with one woman; a numbers game of distribution with multiple women. To concretise that abstraction, it means that the energy expended and investment made in asking one babe for a link up thrice, will be redeployed to ask 3 babes for a link up once. Because then, unlike now, your resources and the lifestyle it affords will attract more women and that 'motion' will make them eager to sleep with you. This is, I must emphasise, assuming your are able to optimise your experiences with women and also, of course, accumulate resources. Many men get older and rich but remain clueless with women. If you end up like that, you will be 30, driving a Benz yet requesting link ups more than once with the same babe. The takeaway here is, you're not less of a man for asking three or more times. And no, its not because there's 'plenty love at home'. Even you don't believe that. The love at home will not suck your cock and moan your name midstrokes. That love serves different purposes. So drop the peer pressure induced machismo and accept your current reality: which is that right now you're young, broke and therefore your value proposition is not very compelling. So you must compromise to stand a chance of getting laid. But as you do, (and this is the crucial bit) do not lose sight of the longterm strategic goal: which is to ensure that number NATURALLY drops to 1 before you hit 30. Good luck.

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@WelBeast I don't, I think we are doing the fucking now

Fxck Manchester City.

Gamblers are cold asf How can you even predict this match bro😭

Get the bag alaf find yourself a naive 18yearold and make her a mother of your kids

I have never liked the idea of struggling with any woman by my side. I don’t want anyone coming back to me tomorrow saying, “I was there when you had nothing,” or, “after everything we suffered together.” If you ever endure hardship with me and I succeed, the first thing I will do is either compensate you and move on or simply let you go. I will pursue women who never knew anything about my journey. They enter my life and play by my rules. No emotional blackmail, no constant reminders of past struggles, like sleeping hungry one night like that. I prefer a woman who comes into my life and encounters wealth without knowing its history. She has no claim over it; her role is to enjoy it, be submissive, and embrace the rules I set.

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Drunk and vulnerable

@Brayohki At last there is someone who does😔😭😭

who else fw SAINt JHN?

@georgenjoroge_ @thanos_254k What do you think about the KPA boss family's death. Just an accident or something fishy

This isn’t just any businessman. Mohamed Jaffer has had his hands on grain, fuel and port logistics the arteries of this country’s economy. At one point, he was handling nearly all bulk grain imports into Kenya. You don’t operate at that level without understanding every moving part of the system. So if the DCI is calling him in, they’re not fishing, they’re sitting across from someone who knows exactly how this game is played behind the scenes.

@wakimuyu Come on we can be positive here and hope the card never runs dry, businesses grow and the hips remain curvy. And they get kids and love each other for life. Jesus has risen for fucks sake

You can always smell a newlywed couple even in supermarkets. Not by their honeymoon glow, not even by their gleaming wedding bands, which they brandish like a trophy, but by the compromises they make to impress, to show the other that this is more for better than for worse. The gent in front of me, for example, just bought an entire sack of sunlight detergent, and he did it all with a smile, even though he can’t tell you what it is for. He removed his card and punched it in, probably without calculating the amount of beer and nyama choma he could have bought at Kikopey with that cash. And just when he was putting it back, his brand new wife came hobbling with two packets of chicken. She was short and shapely, with yellow braids and even yellower skin. The type you don’t say no to unless you’re blindfolded. She came to the counter panting. Like she had won a marathon or was back from saving the world from inflation. “We forgot these, weh!” she sighed while putting the chicken on the counter and placing both of her hands on her wide hips to catch a breath. “Do we really need those?” the gent groaned, anger choking his throat, probably thinking, ‘Why in God's name would we buy chicken when we have matumbo in the fridge?’ But then he looked at his brand new wife, and that smile broke across his face again, and he punched his card once more. A time will come when the newness fades. When he punches that card, and there is nothing in it. When for worse becomes more than for better, then marriage will begin.

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Next time you want to crash out, remember that Elijah wanted to die and God told him to eat and take a nap. You should try that.

9 years 450 appearances 19 trophies

Manchester City have confirmed that Bernardo Silva will leave the club at the end of the season, after nine years and over 450 appearances. A legend of the Pep era 🏆

to do cool stuff, you need to see what other cool stuff people are doing. exposure is so important

Slid in her dms and she actually responded

Bournemouth wapitie tu notes za Southampton, exam ni ile ile. City away tunajua matokeo.

Set for Arsenal on the south coast 🏟️