your soulmate

Engineering has me travelling across Africa in light aircrafts, I’m grateful.

I don't know why this Tuesday is behaving like a Monday...iyangcasula!

finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

Mistakenly greeted a nigga eyandityelayo not knowing it's him, I'm so mad at myself 😭

“For example... Nobody loves your natural hair more than your stingy boyfriend”… Ey amantombazane asifuna sifile 😂😂😂

Less than 24hrs to "can you see my screen" 🥺

Finding a good 2000s series with 8 seasons 45min per episode. >>>>

Argh, tomorrow shouldn't be a public holiday! Makusetyenzwe!!

Englishman: "That's your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog doesn't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse doesn't talk.” Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a f00king liar!!”

Ngidinga iwayini 😩

Ngidinga iwayini 😩