rainha🇵🇸

Hello lads, I’m Bister Bohnson from Babbott Belementary

everytime i meet a man it’s a game of r u racist, homophobic, transphobic, right wing, capitalist, just dumb as fuck, or all of the above

Your first mistake in life as a woman, is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing.

don't ask me for relationship advice bc i'll tell you to kill him

Waarom zijn doktersassistenten zo gierig. Is het van je vader 😭😭😭 Like Im a paying customer please gun toekomst

@Beyonce @CECRED_OFFICIAL what do I need to do to get the PR box. I swear I’m a loyal customer please 😭😭😭

@alphapeci Book that ticket Queen

ik verdien het om nu in egypte te zijn ya rabbbb

i don’t even know why boys have birthdays it’s not like they fucking grow up

Who tf invented 7 rounds of interviews? Is this a job or are we officially dating?

the lover girl in me is strong but the man hater in me is stronger

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

@alphapeci Vaatwasser wordt nu standaard 2x gedraaid 😭 in 2016 was dat niet zo. Take me back 😮‍💨

Never ending loop of doing the dishes and seeing more dishes so ur doing the dishes like houdt het nooit op???

@alphapeci 😭😭😭 maar voor sommige mensen is t echt hun holy grail. Let’s hope you’re one of them 🤞🏽

@__Rainha dit zegt iedereen idd and I fear its happening to me as well 😭😭 waar waren deze reviews when I ordered it!!

omg waarom zie ik alleen maar slechte reviews over die anua oil cleanser

my antisocial ass realising i should’ve just stayed at home

Suhoor is echt litt bc all the besties are awake. Hey bestiesss 💜🫶🏽

Someone please take my bankcard away from me 😭😭😭

Disliking Beyoncé lets me know you really a lame ass bitch.